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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:38:20 AM hi H.E.R., i dont think we've ever officially met on the internet.
my name is red and i am what you call a "hlb."
normally i dont take an interest in the females of ughh because they are typically at leat two out of three of the following: fat/gross/mentally ill.
the reason i'm writing is because of the picture of you which interested me and now i will attempt to get to know you in a personal and mental way.
let me tell you a bit about myself. i am 30, boyishly good looking, intelligent, charming when i have to be and i have a well paying job. i like to drink bourbon every night and on the weekends drink alone, take xanax, eat chicken wings and onion rings until i self induce vomiting into my toilet. then have a few more drinks and maybe a few starbursts or skittles.
i'm about 10 lbs overweight yet in clothes i appear to be fit and trim. beneath the clothes i have some unpleasant stubborn belly fat and love handles but nothing unusual for a man of my age and stature. also i am somewhat short at the height of 5'8" and my penis is approximately 5-6"s long when erect. its girth is medium. i have had sex with approximately 25 women in my life, 20 of which would be considered attractive by normal societal stndards. i enjoy giving and receiving oral sex and consider myself at least slightly above average at sexual intercourse. i am a caring lover. i should also mention i like to lick butth0les and if drunk may actually lick INSIDE a butth0le. dont ask me why but it gets me hard so just sit back, relax and enjoy it.
and finally i will get to the point of this post. i would like to have sexual intercourse with you sometime within the next year.
you are obviously intrigued by this direct and frank post post and all our contact outside of this post should be taken outside of the confines of ughh.
email me at doggball at hotmail.com to begin our relationship irl.
thanks, red
PS if you have AIDS please disregard this post.
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:43:48 AM Lol gp
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lee iacoka
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:45:33 AM rip chilk
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ace freely (Admin)
Total Posts: 11643 Member Since: 2000 Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:51:42 AM n*gga taught us all to board and board with a purpose
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a caring girl
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:54:39 AM doggball
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lee iacoka
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:05:09 PM pony, apparently H.E.R. lives in VA too and i am gonna try to fuck her
anywho its pretty cold out here in the NE what are doing today after you JO in BK?
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a caring girl
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:22:05 PM doggball at hotmail.com
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dick_wolf
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:21:35 PM I remember this.
Is there actually a picture of HER tho?
If so will u post?
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lee iacoka
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:30:20 PM
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evan_walder
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:57:16 PM lol gp
RIP chilk
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truebOuta
Total Posts: 13195 Member Since: 2008 Location: I would probably rather be a homo thug than a 120 lb nerdy little anime queer
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:23:45 PM gp gp
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dick_wolf
Total Posts: 15615 Member Since: 2009 Location: I'm not the one posting about chocolate milk and night lights.
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:29:17 PM So that her?
(c)her?
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Chia Pet Kabuki Theater (Admin)
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:39:32 PM poast your butth0al, H.E.R. only way to prove you're not a gimmick
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Kool Kenneth
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:42:00 PM
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Total Posts: 11701 Member Since: 2009 Location: you have to learn how to pwn ppl just by words, like jason did tyrone the other night.
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:58:18 PM lol rip
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uh huh
Total Posts: 4090 Member Since: 2007 Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:44:04 PM Lazy whore needs to iron her shirt. Wrinkly shirt equates to wrinkly pussy
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H.E.R.
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 8:03:55 PM If I wasn't already involved...hhmm who could refuse such an offer. Besides I prefer the dick over the tongue.Also I'm 5'10-would you get the short man complex with me? Anyways why would a hlb such as yourself wanna mess around with an llb like me?
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KeDub
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:21:34 PM *h.e.r. if you prefer dick over tongue then red is DEFINITELY not your boy, his dick is probably smaller then his tongue and in ughhville he probably makes dozer's p33n seem like he's hung like a horse, js...*
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KeDub
Total Posts: 711 Member Since: 2009 Location: *sensitive nigglets*
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:23:50 PM *ps:: he ran around his room on cam via tinychat, a few of us witnessed this horrific sight...*
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a caring girl
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:58:19 PM red got a small dick y'all
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 10:59:25 AM Holy Jesus Christ my good friend Red Skeleton is being put on blast itt
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goddamn broham
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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 12:10:14 PM Red is the Bai Ling of ughh.
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H.E.R.
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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 1:14:26 PM Def. got pussy Wonk-do you? Hey Red why the nickname-you're not an ugly ginger?
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a caring girl
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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 2:25:27 PM post pics of you and your bf so ughh can judge your relationship
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josh_rebel
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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 5:34:00 PM damn red damn
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tehGR8OPPression
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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 5:41:50 PM damm yo
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posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:41:48 PM
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goddamn broham
Total Posts: 11425 Member Since: 2008 Location: So, my darling, creating music and lyrics are in your very marrow!
posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:46:18 PM lugy you love you sum YouTube huh?
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posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:48:06 PM i dont know what to say cuz i dont know who u are
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goddamn broham
Total Posts: 11425 Member Since: 2008 Location: So, my darling, creating music and lyrics are in your very marrow!
posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:58:45 PM Don't worry about that just continue posting hundreds of non sequitur YouTubes tia.
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posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:59:43 PM tia
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goddamn broham
Total Posts: 11425 Member Since: 2008 Location: So, my darling, creating music and lyrics are in your very marrow!
posted Monday, March 12, 2012 1:02:53 PM I wonder what will happen if I don't let you get the last word in?
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:38:20 AM 
