| Author | Topic: Had A Chance At A Drunken Orgy In Hartford One Time.. |
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Location: UGHH Legend |  posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:10:38 PM  
Random story.. Feel like sharing it.
a couple years ago I was hanging out in Hartford sitting next to Two girls at this shithole bar. One was fat and lesbian looking.. the other was average or below average.. had huuuuge tits.
I sit down next to them and strike up casual convo..
we start drinking together..
sidenote: I basically have alcoholism. I can drink for days at this point.. these girls were lightweights.
we were getting drinks served by a super hot bartender. petite girl, nice ass, no tittys, but cute face.. young too.
i notice the hot bartender kinda giving the eye to these girls. like she was totally into them because she thought they were a lesbian couple. in all fairness, besides the fact that the fat one is telling me she is getting married that same week, i thought they were lesbos too.
anyway, one drink leads to another, and another and another.. soon our casual conversation turns to sex. bartender starts poppin' off about how she's not really into dudes anymore, her last relationship was fucked up blah blah blah..
fat one starts talking about how she got down with a chick one time. average girl starts poppin off about how she gets down with girls all the time but hasn't gotten laid in a really long time...
Boom. I realize I am talking to three horny ass girls that are all down with getting down with other chicks casually.
I start to talk about some nonsense.. spitting game or whatever, and time passes on.. I try not to sound too interested in everything and I hit the jukebox.
Drop some slayer, danzig, wheatus, a little johnny cash, whatever was clever. I remember whatever I was playing.. the average looking girl was getting all excited... like "OMG I love (insert band)". clearly this chick is into me. she thinks im kewl.
I take a seat back next to fat girl, and the mood is already SUPER sexual due to all three girls horniess and learning about each others bi-tendencies.. the convo has NOT left sex since it was started.. I start rubbing fat chicks back and flirting and touchy feely shit. this is turning her on and she is wasted and she starts showing off.. she starts grabbing on average girls big ass tittays next to her and both girls are clearly now hammered. fat girl saying shit like.. I love these tittays.. blah blah blah
I start slithering my scumbag game into their ears.. soon, I'm grabbing avg girls tittays and ass in the bar and the fat girl is telling me how bad she wants to fuck me and have some crazy wild night before she gets married.
the bartender is watching all this and is getting horny as fuck. she invites average girl behind the bar and they start grinding on each other and pouring shots for everyone. soon avg girl is topless and pouring shots. insane.. lucky the bar is dead ass empty or there would have been a scene.. Thanks Hartford.
now it's finally a few minutes until closing. I dead up tell the fat girl that the only way I am going to fuck her is if average girl joins us for a threesome.
Average girl immediately agrees. says some shit like -- you better fuck the shit out of both of us.
Bartender sees and hears this all go down.
I think to myself.. "What the hell".. and I dead up say to the bartender on some pimp shit..
"I am getting a hotel room and I am fucking these two girls tonight.. Why don't you come along and we'll make it an orgy.."
The girl stares back at me like she couldn't believe I popped that shit and she just says.. "Ok" and giggles..
This immediately makes the two other chicks crazy.. they are so fucking horned up at this point I almost could not believe it..
Now all of us know we are going to fuck each other and the mood is insane. Everyone, now, including myself is horny as fuck. I am thinking I just pulled some straight pimp shit.. even though the girls are not on some playboy shit I am still fucking three girls tonight. I am on top of the world.
Now I didn't mention that during this time I had a GF at home - that i lived with at the time. She was horrible, I did not really think twice about cheating on her, and I was at the bar with my homie and he did not give a fuck either (why would he....)... BUT..
all of sudden my homie's girlfriend shows up. normally not a problem, but unfortunately, this girl knew my girlfriend personally.. and would immediately fuck shit up for me if she saw me leave with these girls. Worse.. I told my homie to NOT invite her because of this very reason. He was p-whipped and had no choice I guess.
needless to say, I still tried every way possible to fuck these girls.. exchanged numbers, lied about having to "take care of something real quick" and to meet up in a few minutes.. I knew I could not walk out the door with them.. but held onto slim chance for a later rendezvous.. but It was too late... my actions were now monitored by the gf police.
the homies gf insisted I drive her home since I was supposed to crash at his crib.. I was wasted and could not think of a lie on the spot to get me out of the situation without her poppin some shit off to my gf in the AM. my homie, again, offered me no sort of help. bastard!
Even after I left the bar, the threesome of girls were blowing up my cell and asking where the hotel was and what room i was in and shit..
I think the last text I rec'd was "What.. you don't want to fuck us...?!"
I just shut my phone off in defeat. I could not help but assume that those three girls fucked each other that night.. without me.
Does this make me gay?
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:11:08 PM
yesPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:15:02 PM
yesPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: i got mad hoes on the roster, i call it the fantasy draft | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:15:09 PM
Trees, Wonk is Fuck YouPartial IP: 05.134.215 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:15:40 PM
pancakes is BBB?Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:15:59 PM
no to bbb
yes to gayPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:16:35 PM
no, you are the same person.Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: you have to learn how to pwn ppl just by words, like jason did tyrone the other night. | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:16:43 PM
lol no dick we just had the same genuine response about you being gay - i just texed him (opie=pancakes) about it.
so to reiterate.
yes, your gay.Partial IP: 17.228.116 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:17:26 PM
why did your reply turn into a reply from pancakes..Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: You would get laughed out of the music circles I run in. | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:17:55 PM
you're an alcoholic yet you couldn't think on your feet of a way to get away from your boy's gf?
poor show rob. poor poor show.Partial IP: .35.24.218 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:18:23 PM
we both wrote yes at the same time
as you know as a moderator
same responses delete themselves
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Location: you have to learn how to pwn ppl just by words, like jason did tyrone the other night. | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:18:26 PM
how should i fuckin know. you're the admin. and reply to my email. fgt.Partial IP: 17.228.116 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:18:41 PM
i am telling you.. the first two replies were from:
Pancakes
and
6 9 15 14 9 3
now they are just showing up as two replies from pancawks
#thermite
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:18:50 PM
anyway everyone thinks you're gay good thread robPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:20:44 PM
yes.. I spent all my energy coaxing an orgy into happening and then the wildcard threw me completely off my game..Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: you have to learn how to pwn ppl just by words, like jason did tyrone the other night. | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:22:11 PM
trees:
there is a function on this site - where if somebody has the same reply back to back - the second one is deleted.
1) opie posted yes
2) i posted yes
3) opie posted yes again
4) my 'yes' vanished due to said function for multiple replies
5) opie's posts were now back to back
6) your gayPartial IP: 17.228.116 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:22:11 PM
hey rob today in boston i found that rouge maple bacon ale at margenettis and it's pretty deec i mean id never drink again prolly but pretty deec k cyaPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:23:24 PM
do u live in boston?Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:24:17 PM
of coursePartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:24:31 PM
bbb
i'll email quest, seems like a weird bug.. not sure if he knows about that. might need to open the MySQL backlogs and run a diag on the registry errors.Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:24:38 PM
im sure we've partied together rob but that's neither here nor therePartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:24:50 PM
a/s/lPartial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:25:25 PM
have u seen me IRL?Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:26:39 PM
trees were you at the jedi mind/brother ali show at the roxy in 2004 where i first met and started working for bruno dreads y or n?Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: You would get laughed out of the music circles I run in. | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:26:51 PM
girl insists you give her a ride home
fuckin reilly. your life is one big blue man group scam after another.Partial IP: .35.24.218 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:27:25 PM
possibly.
i can't discern one wgr fest from the next in my memory.Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:29:31 PM
do you know anyone from 6one7?Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:29:59 PM
yeah.. i couldn't really tell them to take a cab because Hartford doesn't really have cabs like that. I tried to drop them off and leave, like.. "I'm driving back to Boston".. but then realized if she called my girl and told her I was omw home and then I didn't show up after drinking they would probably send a search party out after me..Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: UGHH Legend | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:30:46 PM
Not really Pancakes those are like the rich j00s that run the club scene..
I frequent more of the dives / bars / pubs shit..Partial IP: 217.197.95 |
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Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:31:45 PM
couldnt you have just told her you were too drunk to drive and pretend you were going to the restroom and disappear?
that is what my ex would have done.Partial IP: .185.20.10 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:32:42 PM
yes they sure do. i stayed out of the way and played my part but they're good people.Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:33:01 PM
and they're russian.Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 7:33:33 PM
far from your average banker/laywer joo. i seen some thangs lil boy.Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: Our only hope is to educate as many people as possible | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 8:00:02 PM
too long for anyone who doesn give a fck to read
the response is aimed at u not doing this ever again
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Location: you have to learn how to pwn ppl just by words, like jason did tyrone the other night. | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 8:04:58 PM
what about my email?Partial IP: 17.228.116 |
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Location: in comes Phil Da Agony and his 5'1 | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 8:29:48 PM
Trees, are you gay for hip hop?Partial IP: 200.185.61 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Monday, June 18, 2012 10:08:08 PM
Trees this little story killed my boner just as quickly as it started
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Location: flooding my fucking hole | posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 2:23:21 AM
Should have also invited girlfriends friend.
But not the dude friend because balls clashing can mentally scar a man for life.Partial IP: 35.252.203 |
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Location: "I used to work at McDonalds" - Admiral Crumple | posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 3:41:07 AM
I would be mentally scarred for life if i wasted a golden opportunity like that to fuck 3 slutsPartial IP: 00.130.104 |
