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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:24:32 PM heard a frantic squeaking noise looked out window saw my dog...
walked outside to the backyard and i see a mole with its backlegs broken and shaking...
obviously the dog bit the mole but didnt kill it, the dog was just standing there sniffing the dying mole...
i yelled at the dog to go inside, and walked over to my driveway and grabbed a loose brick...
proceeded to drop brick on top of mole's head, had to drop twice the first shot didnt kill it...sorry mole...
got back inside grabbed plastic bag wrapped mole in it and tied threw in garbage can...
when i got back inside i was mad at my dog for killing the mole and yelled again then grabbed magazine rolled up and hit her a few times in the ass...
after a few minutes i thought about what had happened and realized the dog was just doing what was in its nature, killing foreign animals was written in her dna...
so now instead of feeling bad for the defenseless mole i feel bad for scolding my dog becuz i reprimanded her when she was just doing what comes naturally...
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classico
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:40:22 PM why didnt you finish the mole off?
instead torture it by dropping bricks on it then stuffing it in a bag to suffocate slowly
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fart_blakey
Total Posts: 2625 Member Since: 2011 Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER
posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:42:34 PM since u spent all that time dropping bricks on the mole's head ur dog probly thought u were hitting it with the newspaper for doing whatever it happened to be doing when u came back inside it probly dint even remember killing the mole
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gravasdoug
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:45:08 PM i killed the mole with the brick but it took two shots...
i shouldve kilt it on the first one...
i yelled at her when i got outside and she ran inside with her ears back and tail between her legs so i think she knew why she was getting scolded i hope...
but i understand that if u don't do it while in the act they cant make the connection usually....
the rolled up magazine was just me lashig out using unnecessary force becuz i was mad she bit that mole...
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:46:34 PM Yeah Doug putting it out of its misery was the right thing to do but I never would have had the stomach for it
Props dewd that was a tuff decision
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fart_blakey
Total Posts: 2625 Member Since: 2011 Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER
posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:46:44 PM also you should have dropped a really nice set of speakers on the mole's head
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gravasdoug
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:47:36 PM not the speakers i have they wouldve broke before the mole...
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sippysippy
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:47:45 PM When is your pick up day. That trash can will get pretty ripe with summertime dead mole corpse rotting over the next few days. My mom's cats used to get tuna for killing moles. Those rancid bastards will tear up a good lawn.
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a caring girl
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:49:33 PM nothing makes me feel like a piece of shit more than thinking back on the times i scolded my pets
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gravasdoug
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:50:28 PM id rather kill a human than a defenseless animal...
dunno have a soft spot for aminals...
yeah the garbage got picked up this morning and its gonna b 100 degrees the next two days...fuck i might just throw the dam thing in the woods and let the animals take care of their own garbage...
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habbani's_lord_berith
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 2:09:57 PM
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mistasplitya223
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 2:26:24 PM probably would have thrown it on my neighbors front porch cuz there dog shitted on my lawn yesterday; resulting in shitty flip flops...
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Jacked
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 2:34:19 PM
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Maffmatics (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 2:37:39 PM I would have gone to the shop and bought a 2 piece chicken and chip/fries meal (no breast) with a can of orange soda. Got a red and white chequered cloth and layed that shit out in the garden. Sip orange drank and proceed to eat chicken and chips/fries meal while watching the mole squirm in agony. Then i woulda gone back in the house to get some mayo to dip my chips/fries in. Sit back down and finish chicken and chip/fries meal. Wipe mouth, clean hands. Then i woulda gone back inside and got my air rifle out its fleece lined case. Probably then i would lay on the floor with the rifle like a sniper and check out how fucking cool i look with my hunting rifle in the mirror. Then i would take the rifle outside and shoot the fucking dog in the head 5 times because pellet guns are pretty shit for killing bigger animals with thick skulls. Then i would throw the squirming mole into my neighbours garden and hope nobody see me do it. Then if it looked clear i would throw the fucking dog over as well. Clean hands, take a piss, go play some call of duty and think about how amazing that chicken and chip/fries meal was.
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gravasdoug
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 3:50:13 PM maff could you shoot a dog in the head for no reason?
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:07:09 PM maff could you shoot a doug in the head for no reason?
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:12:37 PM you should of put some high heels on and recorded yourself stepping on mole
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gravasdoug
Total Posts: 813 Member Since: 2012 Location: rancho cucamonga
posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:42:33 PM how bout i stomp on your dusty black balls with high heels...
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josh_rebel
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 5:07:52 PM what kind of pussy kills a mole by dropping a brick on its head like you're a 10 year old shitkid
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 5:23:28 PM Cant punish the dog. He thought he was doing you a solid.
I personally cant think of a better way to kill a mole aside from asphyxiation but it would clay though the ziplock.
How would you kill a broken leg mole?
Bat?
Just throw it far into your neighbors yard?
Think the brick/paver/cinder block is best choice
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josh_rebel
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 5:25:52 PM let the dog back at it
let him get a taste for mole blood. teach those fuckin moles a lesson
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 5:45:59 PM Nah, you never know what diseases critters have.
FYI Armadillos carry leprosy
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uh huh
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 5:48:15 PM skunks have rabies
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 5:49:24 PM Ive been watching call of the wildman
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uh huh
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 5:50:39 PM lots of dead armadillos on the side of the road in texas. armadillo is the state animal or something like that.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:01:29 PM Yep, theyre the only creatures that can carry and transmit leprosy to humans. Fuck armadillos.
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Danny Darko
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:05:54 PM what kind of pussy kills a mole by dropping a brick on its head like you're a 10 year old shitkid
ok, how would you have killed it? with your shitty poetry?
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:08:34 PM Jesus was a poet flak
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:14:42 PM throw that mole to fucking china
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uh huh
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:19:51 PM i never hit my dog but she gets in trouble for humping my legs as i try to get comfortable under the covers in my bed.that comes naturally to her but im not going to stand for it.
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:21:50 PM i want to be that dog
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pancakes
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:23:29 PM My dogs never humped anything, I didn't even teach her not to I just got lucky I guess.
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uh huh
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:28:14 PM rich.
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Maffmatics (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:38:08 PM If a dog is a serial leg humper you should kick its nuts. It will learn pretty quick not to expose its stones again like that for a brief dick to jeans rub.
Option 2 for the mole scenario is to concrete your garden over. No more moles and your dogs claws will be in trim condition forever.
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fart_blakey
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:39:23 PM maff how do u discipline a bird?
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uh huh
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:42:57 PM why do female dogs hump tho? it cant feel good? must be a dominance thing. my dog is pretty bossy.
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soc hamm handsome
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:43:44 PM hmmm. i think i'll defer to quinn on this one.
i trust quinn's judgment on anything animal-related and on possible justifications for hurting animals.
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:44:04 PM lol bex
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Rusty Shackleford
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:54:15 PM i had to put a baby bunny out that got chewed up by a weed whacker
i stood over it with a shovel for a few seconds and we caught eyes, i got a lil choked up
then i manned up and chopped its head off
poor guy
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Maffmatics (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:56:20 PM When my bird used to bite me i kicked his feathered ass. I would slap that mother fucker across the room.
But he dont bite me no more so i dont need to beat him. If he ignores me when hes out the cage i put him back in and cover his sorry ass over.
You aint never gonna be alpha unless you whoop the shit outta your pet.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:57:22 PM My dog is female and humps my arm hard. I spray it with water and get up and walk away and shes still doing the humping motions on all 4s.
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uh huh
Total Posts: 4090 Member Since: 2007 Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird
posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:59:03 PM is she spayed? opie is yours spayed?
posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 1:24:32 PM 
