| Author | Topic: Holy H B W |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw |  posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 5:50:41 PM 
so i ate this today...
- cheerios w/ milk that said it expired 6/29 and a banana
- a Cesar salad with grilled chilkin
so around 3 o'clock at work i'm like oof my tummy hurts, probably have to drop a dookie. so i go to poo casually and it all toots and splats. not good.
get back to my desk after and my stomach starts hurting even more, like i'm being stabbed. go back, same thing but much less. stomach feels better.
go back to my desk and my stomach starts hurting again so i just fucking left early. my stomach still hurts, contractions were getting closer together but not they seem to be spreading out again.
what the fuck man.
if this is what giving birth feels like count me out. i tried smoking a cig and i think it helped a little. any other remedies?
someone help my butthole.Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 5:52:54 PM
im laying on my bed naked waiting for the next wave to hit.
i had to shit so bad driving home that i literally was nervous some idiot would hit me with their car and i would be stuck. what would i do? stay and take their info and shit my pants or just drive off? could i just tell the cops i had to shit.
some motorcycle swerved between me and another car in traffic and i didn't see him and almost hit him. i'm not even sure if i would've stopped.Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Member Since: 2012 | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 5:54:30 PM
youre not a dagger and everybody caresPartial IP: .98.116.72 |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 5:55:08 PM
i feel like there's a dagger in my stomachPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:00:56 PM
i was sick for the past 5 days. i lost weight tho  Partial IP: .185.20.10 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:08:12 PM
were you crapping out undigested lettuce?
this happens to me sometimes when the lettuce is wilted...Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:08:27 PM
i don't think im sick but something in my stomach is bubbling and causing a big scene in my tummy. i think it was that milk.
i think the milk took the lettuce and chicken and was like im gonna shoot you outta this butthole at varying times for hours and in the meantime form gas that will make it feel like a monster is forming inside youPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Member Since: 2012 | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:09:22 PM
lol at 'when the lettuce is wilted'Partial IP: .98.116.72 |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:10:05 PM
i dont think undigested lettuce
i think i feel another wave coming
oh goooooooooooooooooodPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:46:53 PM
ya know what mr.josh, i was drinking regular cow milk because that goes better with cheerios than almond milk. almond milk vanilla is my special k and general milk needs jump off.
maybe i haven't had milk in so long that's it? i eat cheese and other dairy shit tho pretty reg so i doubt it.
almond milk doesn't go bad as quick as reg. milk.Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:47:56 PM
almond milk would never do this to my butthole
fuck you cow milk!Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: He wants to take the bar one day but he's too busy counting them | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:50:21 PM
i can not stop giggling at this thread
nga said he was having contractionsPartial IP: .98.86.205 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:43:48 PM
i'm sayin.
leafy greens if you don't have the right mixture of proteins gives you the runs. sometimes i crap out whole lettuce leaves just as green as they were when they went down.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: He wants to take the bar one day but he's too busy counting them | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:44:45 PM
you must not chew your food, mike beatsfemales. you a fucking duck or something?Partial IP: .98.86.205 |
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Location: Cleveland | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:47:44 PM
Drink Some Water GuyPartial IP: .56.48.175 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:50:14 PM
i usually just tilt my head back and let it slide down my throat like a penguin eating a fish.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: He wants to take the bar one day but he's too busy counting them | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:58:15 PM
that's what i imagined. then sorta choking it down because i doubt you have a gag reflex.Partial IP: .98.86.205 |
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Location: Official Discordian Sorcerer Prime Rib with melted horseradish cheddar Pick Up | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:12:57 PM 
Almond milk is a race against the clock cus you have to finish it within 7 days of openingPartial IP: 17.142.222 |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:45:25 PM
lol water helped
i didnt even have a big poop cleanse it just kind of faded
i feel better but that suckedPartial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: Cleveland | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:12:52 PM
You Were Dehydrated ManPartial IP: .56.48.175 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:59:36 PM
is that your sister quinn?Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:00:09 PM
you need to get laid quinn, i'm starting to think you have fantasies about your sis. not cool bro.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:01:56 PM
yeah wtf is that picture quinnifer?Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: (location not selected) | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:15:18 PM
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Location: You would get laughed out of the music circles I run in. | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:15:41 PM
great pics quinn. lol at the just jew it shirt.Partial IP: 02.209.241 |
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Location: Cleveland | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:17:39 PM
Quinn Posts Like Those Deserve Their Own Threads
Get Your Glory ManPartial IP: .56.48.175 |
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Location: in comes Phil Da Agony and his 5'1 | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:32:35 PM
^ stfu you old bald faggot no one cares what you thinkPartial IP: 200.185.61 |
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Location: the owner and mods of this site need to get off they're worthless asses,show a little fuckin class | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:37:28 PM
I always thought I was posting with users that were thugged out gangsters not folks who look like they listen to Barry Manilow.
I remember the days when Checkmate and his crew were mobbing the streets of Boston like hip hop thugs.Partial IP: 24.149.229 |
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Member Since: 2010 | posted Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:41:22 PM
About 2 weekz ago I had sumthin similar happen...had to take a diarhea 3 mornings in a row...defitnitly unusual....Partial IP: 4.254.1.36 |
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Location: Be grateful it was your mouth | posted Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:10:19 AM
is it hard pewping into a 2-liter whilst steering your rig with purple gatorz?Partial IP: 79.169.254 |
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Location: I have 3 Armani suits that cost more than your car Chilken. | posted Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:32:27 AM
quinns sister is on red rayne sister lvls tho
not really but kindaPartial IP: 83.117.151 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:45:07 AM
vagina pumper - whats his face is using the internet.
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Crappin in a 2 liter ?, never tried it...Partial IP: .235.194.4 |
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Location: your albums like drugs, i dont like the cut | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 2:34:35 AM
lol at danPartial IP: .45.31.229 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 9:38:50 AM
quinn's sister has too much gumsPartial IP: 233.200.62 |
