| Author | Topic: This Old Man Is In The Lobby Telling Jokes |
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Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird |  posted Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:03:02 PM 
this guy robs a bank and he comes out and he sees a guy standing there and he asks him did you see me rob that bank.the man answers yes so the robber shot and killed him. so he sees a second guy and asks him "did you see me rob that bank" the guy said "yes" so the robber shot and killed him.
he asked the the third guy did you see me rob that bank. and the guy says "no but my wife did"
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Location: UGHHS BUDDAH | posted Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:07:07 PM
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?""Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?""Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?" "Duey," replies the duck."So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?" The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."Partial IP: 9.45.71.10 |
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Location: the important part is that you suck chris bosh's dick while wearing a raptor costume | posted Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:36:31 PM
William ZaffrindzPartial IP: 249.97.209 |
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Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird | posted Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:45:41 PM
lol i liked that one tonyPartial IP: .185.20.10 |
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