| Author | Topic: On Days Like This...... |
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. |  posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:16:20 AM 
Every asshole on the street has to remind you thats it hot out.
"Man, it a hot one today"
"Gonna be scortcher"
"Sure is hot out today"
Fuck off and die.Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:20:38 AM
hey melvin do you mind posting an updated picture of your shirtless body. im curious what your 200+ lb frame is working with these daysPartial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:20:47 AM
We're having a company cook out today.
So far I have not seen and beer and that make me care less abotu this cook out.
The burgers will taste like lighter fluid and the hot dog will be burnt.Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:21:39 AM
you really are a negative fuckPartial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:23:01 AM
if i were your life coach id be reprimanding the fuck out of you for this out lash of negativityPartial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:30:47 AM
What the fucking guy don't how to cook and that makes me negative?
The food is gonna suck. Im gonna suck it and go with flow but it is what it is.
The truth does not make me negative.
Life coahes are gay. If you are one or have one you should kill yerself.Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:34:29 AM 
Melvin remember when I said you didnt know how to have fun?
Stay inside at the office and get some work done if you dont wanna be outside today... The hell with youPartial IP: 194.52.149 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:34:42 AM
im proud to be jason levines life coach.
ive turned his life around completely.
you havent eaten the food yet and assume it tastes like shit. this is called a self-fulfilling prophecy. no matter how the food tastes you will believe it tastes like shit now.
you are a loser.Partial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: plate of pasta | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:38:45 AM
melivin for someone whos selling yacht boats
and driving/buying 500,000 motorcycles
you should be happyer than this you fucking faggotPartial IP: 73.120.252 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:39:13 AM
every one is happy to be socializing and eating free burgers and this black cloud is hanging his head in the corner eating a plate of macaroni salad with a frown because "its the only thing thats tolerable"
fuck outta here faggotPartial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:40:07 AM
remember this faggot bragged about owning a boat and then posted a picture of a 12 foot aluminum boat you can get on craigslist for free with pick up?Partial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:40:38 AM
this dude was bragging about having a boat that you uses oars.Partial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:41:51 AM
melvin is incapable of having small talk.
but hes capable of having small talk that complains about small talk.
that makes sense.Partial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: plate of pasta | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:49:27 AM
gr8 im obviously being sarcasticPartial IP: 73.120.252 |
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Location: He wants to take the bar one day but he's too busy counting them | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:50:55 AM
i heard there was small talk in this threadPartial IP: .98.86.205 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 11:58:36 AM
I'd give my right ball to be sittin around outside today shooting the shit with my coworkers and boss Melvin over here is treating it like a fuckin disease
JfcPartial IP: 194.52.149 |
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 12:29:50 PM
Guys, I'm not an angry negative person.
The food sucks at this cook out every year. And it always the same guy cooking it. I went I ate and is sucked like I said it would. NBD. I'm not negative I just speak my mind, don't bit my tounge and call it like it is. If it sucks it sucks.
And fuck you Clark. My boat had three motors. Two in the back and one in the front. And for the record I'll small talk yer ass to death. Go re-oil & re-part yer hair.Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 12:30:54 PM
Tony, you better get off the board before yer girl friend kicks yer ass. You know how she feels about you spending too much time on the internet.Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: I'm not the one posting about chocolate milk and night lights. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 12:52:09 PM
If I was at this cookout, I'd be like, "yo, Melvin...Since you're going back by the BBQ will you grab a wiener for me?"
I'd be like "Bose, hey hold the pickle, will ya?"Partial IP: 228.216.19 |
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 12:55:22 PM
And since i'm a cool guy unlike these happy go lucky faggots think, I'd bring you one.
I'd even ask if you wanted ketchup or mustard and as a nice jesture I would have brought you a drink without you even asking.
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 1:02:07 PM
He said "Hold the pickle"
Who puts pickles on wieners?Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 1:08:57 PM
To me relish & Pickles are two different things.
Sure relish is made from pickles but it's then called relish.
Pickles are pickles and relish is relish.Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 1:10:31 PM
lol at "hey hold the pickle, will ya?"Partial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 1:12:54 PM
Right.
Lettuce is just Lettuce. Salad is multiple things including lettuce.Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 1:17:31 PM
i thought some of you fgts were from chicago
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Location: although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 1:20:47 PM
Not me.....And that hot dog looks interesting. It's a little too "busy" for me with the tomato and that big ass pickle on top of it.Partial IP: 145.94.193 |
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Location: in comes Phil Da Agony and his 5'1 | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 2:43:05 PM
ITT: clark thorny asks for shirtless pics of a guy then calls him a faggotPartial IP: .26.72.143 |
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Location: Discordian Sorcerer of mediocrity | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 3:09:37 PM
hot outside today.
I went home early due to heat.
Damn its hot. I wouldnt want to attend a bbq today either, cus its hot.
I have a mosquito bite on my ass.Partial IP: 17.142.222 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 3:16:53 PM
wtf are u talking about brian. that's a chicago style hot dog. they are all over chicago. hence the name.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 3:36:02 PM
harry can be so jewish sometimes.
in woody allen voice "its extremely humid today. (said to perfect stranger) how do you stand it? how are you wearing a black shirt? christ on a cross. i will not partake in this ludicrous activity. i am going home. i am taking a cold shower. i am going to put my air conditioner on and read robert frost poem about the winter."Partial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: You would get laughed out of the music circles I run in. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 3:40:21 PM
lol i love practicing my woody allen voice when im alone.
sometimes, when jason and harry are arguing on the internet, i read both their posts in a woody allen voice. i find that it really enhances the lulz.Partial IP: .35.24.144 |
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Location: I'm not the one posting about chocolate milk and night lights. | posted Friday, June 29, 2012 3:42:55 PM
Wieners n pickles all over Chicago.
I'm not surprised TBPHPartial IP: 228.216.27 |
