Topic: Still A Virgin Everythang Pretty Much Tha Same
two nice
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posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 6:23:33 PM she came in we sat down i placed the contreller in her hand sensually. shese lookin at netflix talken bout she cant control it. i say "how bout a romance movie" sheze flippen thru romance i say u look like that ejyption girl in that movie. she said she dont look dat good. i tell her i like her feet so she places both feet up on thsa table. i pop wood its goin well. im starin at her feet/face/pussy. she says please dont stare at me. i say okay and look away (my wood goes down). i tell her ima virgin, she says i just wanna be frangs can u stop all the funny buisiness? i stop for like 5 minutes then i lean bacc on tha couch and take out my cock. start jerkin she stares at it for like 30 seconds then walks out. i take a page out of big bennet bionics book and walk over to her crib and apologize, she accepts, while were outside smoken ishe says whats whippin out your cock all about i say that was my techneek im a virgin and im horny im sorry. she accepts. then i say "why u dont like dicc"? she says i like it somewhat but what are u thinking watch what u say. i say sorry again.
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Mr. Swellvedere
Total Posts: 790 Member Since: 2012 Location: Job is just a fancy word for slavery, did you know that? You're taking orders, while I'm giving them
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 6:32:02 PM You forced the issue Quinn, but you really should've forced it, jewgnomewhutimsayin?
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barry wong
Total Posts: 9253 Member Since: 2009 Location: "rich and i talk on teh phone you dumb fgt" - Tehgr8fgt
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 6:38:39 PM time to move on to another prospect quinner
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soc hamm handsome
Total Posts: 3663 Member Since: 2011 Location: You would get laughed out of the music circles I run in.
be patient bruh. get some practice just hangin out with her for awhile. be friends first. when she gets more comfortable, she may be more receptive.
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larry bling
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posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 7:07:49 PM let me mix your blood with 151
1 sip will make a niga flip
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uh huh
Total Posts: 4115 Member Since: 2007 Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 7:48:53 PM never just whip out your cock and start strokin it in front of a lady you want to sex, quinn. unless of course youve banged her like 10 times.
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bibim bap
Total Posts: 4561 Member Since: 2011 Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad.
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:02:59 PM what the fuck.
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bibim bap
Total Posts: 4561 Member Since: 2011 Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad.
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:08:20 PM all i have to say is that if this really happened - as you say it happened... and she stared at you jerking off for 30 seconds, then she is def down. the fact that she didn't get up and call teh cops of punch you in the dick speaks volumes.
i would give it some time. quit being weird. be her friend, and at the very least a handjob while watching a romantic comedy is your near future.
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greasy bastard
Total Posts: 5212 Member Since: 2002 Location: Sponge way is the Fun Way
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:25:06 PM Yeah, she's def down if she didn't freak out right away. U prob could've got some if u just watched the movie and acted like u have no need for sex.
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truebOuta
Total Posts: 13195 Member Since: 2008 Location: I would probably rather be a homo thug than a 120 lb nerdy little anime queer
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:33:28 PM lmao.. GJ Quinn
Lets start a UGHH fund to get Quinn a prostitute..
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ace freely (Admin)
Total Posts: 11656 Member Since: 2000 Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over
Total Posts: 9253 Member Since: 2009 Location: "rich and i talk on teh phone you dumb fgt" - Tehgr8fgt
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:39:47 PM you still haven't answered my question bran
how often do you text brian irl?
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:40:28 PM
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ace freely (Admin)
Total Posts: 11656 Member Since: 2000 Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:52:11 PM Please take the bullshit into another thread guys
This one is getting stickied.
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josh_rebel
Total Posts: 2684 Member Since: 2011 Location: He wants to take the bar one day but he's too busy counting them
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:56:25 PM lmao
can you imagine quinn staring at her like she's a chocolate caramel sunday
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6 9 15 14 9 3
Total Posts: 11701 Member Since: 2009 Location: you have to learn how to pwn ppl just by words, like jason did tyrone the other night.
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:07:03 PM she's witititit
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ace freely (Admin)
Total Posts: 11656 Member Since: 2000 Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:11:06 PM She's gonna be thinkin about that tardcock before she goes to sleep tonight
she stared at it for 30 seconds
You haven't seen the last of her Quinn
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Danny Darko
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posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:11:22 PM lol at that tyshoes gif, he is so fucking serious
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Danny Darko
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posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:21:16 PM
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soc hamm handsome
Total Posts: 3663 Member Since: 2011 Location: You would get laughed out of the music circles I run in.
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:21:24 PM that citizen kane "outfuckingstanding" pursed lip power clap
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uh huh
Total Posts: 4115 Member Since: 2007 Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:00:47 PM so should quinn withhold the fact that he is a virgin until the deal is sealed, maybe?
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Sabado Gigante
Total Posts: 2525 Member Since: 2004 Location: lol i could be wrong
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:20:07 PM whats the over under on the amount of cum quinn shoots?
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Bud_Bundy2012
Total Posts: 1984 Member Since: 2012 Location: Ughhfc 2 & 3 Champion
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 11:35:50 PM dont give up, twonice. if it wasnt meant to be, then it wasnt meant to be. you'll find your soul mate in time.
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tyroneshoes
Total Posts: 23664 Member Since: 2001 Location: Official Discordian Sorcerer Prime Rib with melted horseradish cheddar Pick Up
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:08:24 AM Seriously, I will donate $20 to Quinn getting an escort. We only need like 10 people to match that (and of course his agreement) we'll tell her its his first time and make it a GFE.
Try to work some bbbjtcim in.
Would people be willing? Would Quinn be down?
And quinn, before you go jerking off in front of her, maybe you should keep your pants on and just tell her that she looks pretty and ask if its ok if you can kiss her. You can pull your dick out 10 minutes after if she agrees and things get passionate. But dont start jerking off when you pull it out next time, use it as a cue for her to begin pleasuring you.
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soc hamm handsome
Total Posts: 3663 Member Since: 2011 Location: You would get laughed out of the music circles I run in.
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:23:14 AM im down. i got 20 on it.
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XFactor
Total Posts: 10002 Member Since: 1999 Location: the owner and mods of this site need to get off they're worthless asses,show a little fuckin class
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:23:50 AM On some Rocky Dennis type shit in here.
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Bud_Bundy2012
Total Posts: 1984 Member Since: 2012 Location: Ughhfc 2 & 3 Champion
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:33:53 AM ill go $25...
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truebOuta
Total Posts: 13195 Member Since: 2008 Location: I would probably rather be a homo thug than a 120 lb nerdy little anime queer
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:56:34 AM Tyrone, what site was that you used to post those stories about the prostitutes and that guy would always end it with squeeeak or some shit like a mouse.. those stories were hilarious and i think we could do some investigation work for Quinn.
was it utopia something dot com?
ne ways Operation Quinn Losing his Virginity is in full effect...
Quinn do u prefer a black/latina or white woman? Can ughh choose everything?
Where is Crystal Beekman when we need her??
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EliPorterSpit
Total Posts: 971 Member Since: 2011 Location: your albums like drugs, i dont like the cut
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 1:13:57 AM Feel good story of the year.
This shit should be televised on a major network and play out like an episode of extreme home makeover.
Perhaps we could get some hookers up in denver on some help a nga out shit or for a cpl rocks.
Forreal though i hope u get ur shit wet soon cuz that shit feel like heaven.
Best bet is not to tell these hoes ur a virgin. Also dont be talkin to em like yo ima fuck. one step after another to see if their with it. Like sit next to me ova here girl. If she sits close enough to where her body is touchin yours, shes prolly feelin u. Next step lean into her if she lets u, keep shit fun or lighthearted as not to creep her out. If shes laughin and flirtin and not tryin to move away, u know shes feelin u. Dont rush it either even if u dont do nothin til next time. U want her to trust u and to not seem needy. Also if ur close on the couch be like feel how hard this bicep is baby, kinda in an odb voice. If everything is good be like u want me to massage ur shoulders, i got magic hands lol? One thing after another pushin it a little further each time if shes feelin u youll know, if no she'll cut u off.
U went for the grandslam no warning lol.
I dont care if u say im gheyeyeyeyer than ghey and couldnt let the shyne off sun rhaiyse gleem my persoana.
I wanna see u get it.
Also another ave to explore is find their vice of choice. If they like percs be like i got 5 of these tens ill give u but ya gotta help a nga out.
That sucks but sometimes it helps outta of slump.
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Danny Darko
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 1:42:23 AM GFE.
Try to work some bbbjtcim in.
what's all that shit mean?
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EliPorterSpit
Total Posts: 971 Member Since: 2011 Location: your albums like drugs, i dont like the cut
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 2:11:11 AM I dont really think any of what i posted will work quinn.
Maybe some light ufc moves on her, like rear naked choke. Make sure u get her cell off of her before doing this.
Also duct tape works wonders.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 2:56:26 AM http://www.utopiaguide.com/
We got $65 raised for the Q-virginity quest
Please someone research and price escorts in the greater Denver area. Mature women ok.
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barry wong
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 10:38:19 AM too young?
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barry wong
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 10:44:36 AM Lynn is a strong candidate imo
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barry wong
Total Posts: 9253 Member Since: 2009 Location: "rich and i talk on teh phone you dumb fgt" - Tehgr8fgt
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 10:53:02 AM
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tyroneshoes
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:04:39 PM Quinn likes mature women. And I think a mature woman would appreciate being Q's first time (if she already had her meth)
Let him choose
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two nice
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:32:10 PM i dont know if ide be down, my jiss gits excited knowing i really scooped tha girl, my oats explode into extacy knowing i blessed her. and they loose as hell, prolly smell like cigs. i can see her put her purse down on the table to go to work, she prolly dont even enjoy it
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barry wong
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:36:12 PM quinn, what do you think of lynn?
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two nice
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:44:12 PM imagine how many dirty nasty old man diks her pussy touched, id never eat her out
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josh_rebel
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 12:55:51 PM i would definitely put 20 in on getting quinn some old hooker puss
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dick_wolf
Total Posts: 15619 Member Since: 2009 Location: I'm not the one posting about chocolate milk and night lights.
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 2:55:06 PM Lololol at Denver Pleasures.
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fattybangin
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 4:17:30 PM
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Maffmatics (Admin)
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 4:24:59 PM +£20, which is like five hundred of your American dololars. Quinn, you gotta promise to give her one for ughh though. Also a few pictures of the shagging would make for a doap poast. I know Quinns real picky on the teeth situation. We gotta get a whore with an amazing set of dentures.
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RapsBySP
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posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 4:25:13 PM This was the first post i read after i registered....I dont know what to think...Too many thoughts....
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EliPorterSpit
Total Posts: 971 Member Since: 2011 Location: your albums like drugs, i dont like the cut
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 4:55:27 PM finding an old lady of the night with a pearly set of chompers is a pretty tall order.
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pete ness
Total Posts: 4254 Member Since: 2008 Location: it's all metaphors
posted Sunday, July 01, 2012 10:28:12 PM i'm going to write a play based on the op
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dwight
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posted Tuesday, July 03, 2012 12:00:19 AM quinn, read the game
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Maffmatics (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, July 03, 2012 7:09:40 AM Yeah I'm glad you brought this to ughh Quinn. Maybe ughh can help you get your dick wet.
My advice is try to avoid sexual conversation for at least the first date. Let the bitch turn the talk into sex when she ready. This is like the pre-fore play. You can't just go dunking a dry cock in her like that. You gotta slowly lube the flaps until she ready to introduce the snake to the pit.
Have you spoke to her since you whipped out your peen Quinn?
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andhow
Total Posts: 1765 Member Since: 2009 Location: Andhow you post just like a female
posted Tuesday, July 03, 2012 9:52:29 AM Also if ur close on the couch be like feel how hard this bicep is baby, kinda in an odb voice.
^haha what?
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Glover336
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posted Wednesday, July 04, 2012 4:50:08 AM http://www.youtube.com/user/STR33TS0ULJA
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somethingcreative
Total Posts: 211 Member Since: 2012 Location: please keep in mind, i do a dizzying work out involving heavy weights and hard core rap music
posted Wednesday, July 04, 2012 9:33:49 AM maybe get this bitch some 50 shades of grey books, maybe some magic mike bootlegs.
posted Saturday, June 30, 2012 6:23:33 PM 
