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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:19:41 AM I went to a restaurant and it was a famous pancake place but they call pancakes flippity flopflops. Well I ordered some pancakes and they were like "you mean flippity flopflops" I said "no I mean pancakes and a short stack please"
"You mean a loft of flippity flopflops"
What I said?
"a short stack is called a loft here"
"Is it three pancakes"
Yes
Then Ill have that.
"ok one loft of flippity flopflops"
-So I interrupt her and ask where her asshole machine is
What?-[stinkface given]
Your asshole machine, I need to use it.
You mean the toilet? she asks
Yes, I dont call it a toilet in this restaurant.
Over there
Point is those pancake were delicious but I will not have someone force me to order flippity flipflops just because they have some sort of douchy inclination to speak in code.
So Im not going to go to that place because I refuse to call pancakes flippity flipflops the fuck is that shit
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:20:35 AM lmao asshole machine
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:22:10 AM now i dont know if i want "asshole machine" as my location or this
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bibim bap
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:27:49 AM lol good story
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:29:21 AM I used asshole machine because its just as powerful of a word as flipity flopflops.
Flippity flipflops has 2 points cus its gay sounding and I dont want to say it
Like "asshole machine" gets 4 points for cursing, creating an object, forcing her to picture me shitting and caught her off guard.
I feel ok about it.
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Dan Fielding
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:33:16 AM bravo sir
+1
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Mr. Swellvedere
Total Posts: 790 Member Since: 2012 Location: Job is just a fancy word for slavery, did you know that? You're taking orders, while I'm giving them
posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:51:43 AM One industrial loft of flippity flopflops..way to not conform to their flippity faggot lingo Harry..
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bibim bap
Total Posts: 4561 Member Since: 2011 Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad.
posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:56:15 AM how good can a pancake really be? there isn't much to a pancake.
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thegrimreaper
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:21:50 AM "asshole machine" lol 'round here we use the shitter
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dick_wolf
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:04:41 AM I won't even say that bullshit venti whatever at Starbucks, goddamn if I'm going to call a pancake a flipflop or whatever the fuck. Shits disgusting, it's like tipping at Coldstone...forget it.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:05:53 AM The pancake was caramelized and came with various fruits and whipped cream. It was very good.
But fuck that place
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Maffmatics (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:32:48 AM I recently aired my Venti grievances.
Lol at T.Shews
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Jason killed Bre
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:04:35 AM butter vs oil in teh pancakes mix
jam and whipped butter vs liquefied preserves or artificial syrup
lotta way flippities can go
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:37:38 AM What they do and what you should all try for breakfast tomorrow is to make a pancake like nbd.
Heat up a metal skillet over a flame till its hot.
Sprinkle a layer of sugar on top of the pancake when its just about done and well formed.
Take the blazing hot spatula and press it down on the sugar. A crispy caramelization occurs as it melts the sugar and you have the texture of the skin of creme brulee and you wont need syrup which is a hassle and sticky anyway.
Youll love it.
Some fruit/preserves and cool whip and its delicious
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:40:36 AM heat up a metal *spatula**
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I LiNX I
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:49:30 AM This is a step in the right direction. Did she really think a grown ass man was gonna conform to say flippity flopflops? I do tha same thing in Starbucks DW.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:54:32 AM Oh I refuse the venti as well. I say the medium
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barry wong
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 9:27:04 AM stfu gayopp
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midcity
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 9:29:56 AM Asshole Machine LOLOLOL. I couldn't say that with a straight face.
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 9:30:51 AM Ty the brunch they have around my way at this place features some pancakes make with cornmeal so it's already pretty sweet without the syrup too... It's like cornbread pancakes with fresh fruit and it's bangin
Plus some smokin not Israeli chick runs the place and it's good times on a Sunday afternoon
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 11:14:55 AM an angry virgin on the internet?
sounds like middle school shit
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 11:43:06 AM ^mad
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 11:45:04 AM Lookie here, Mr Brown Gonzo himself with his hottest women on ughh entourage has something negative to say about my rap yeshiva that he spends 80% of his free time on.
Wah, I hate everything yet I just stay here.
"Oh me, I get the hottest women on here". Yep, cus the ladies in all American towns are chompin at the bit for a big nosed unibrowed Pakistani with social and other issues.
Have you seen yourself? Come on, the likelihood that you get the "hottest girls" is on some "my girlfriend in canada is a model shit". Nobody believes you curry raincloud.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 11:52:01 AM hilarious
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 11:59:24 AM lol did this used beeper salesman just say he had charm + swag?
i cant today... its too hot for this
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 12:10:28 PM Oh I would Woody Allen jew complain about the heat if I was even going to go outside for a few minutes. Its in my blood. So I'm parking my ass here enjoying the magic of HVAC
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 12:13:29 PM HVAC saves lives... Its a noble profession. If only... ah, don't even get me started.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 12:17:16 PM
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Mario Chalmers Swag
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:03:02 PM "This is a step in the right direction. Did she really think a grown ass man was gonna conform to say flippity flopflops? I do tha same thing in Starbucks DW."
lol I Linx
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Mortal WONKbat
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:06:17 PM french toast > flippity flopflops
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:39:01 PM Shoes when I saw that episode you best believe the first thing I thought about was this Hebrew Hiphop board
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barry wong
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:42:59 PM "my girlfriends a former canadian runway model" type shit?
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B.A. Barakus
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:00:22 PM that waitress put ur flippity flopflops all over her asshole machine.
thats what you get for hi jinx.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:23:29 PM worth it
If she could conquer the hot caramelzation and whipped creme/fruit medley she earned it
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XFactor
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:28:35 PM I get this.
I also will not say silly shit to order stuff.
Funny embellished narrative.
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seal hair
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:57:45 PM I had a strange wigger relapse two days ago, and got myself into a fit of road rage driving up route 9. honestly, it felt good. wigger relapses are good clean fun once in awhile.
well anyway, I was driving around blasting that new pusha t and Kanye west song "new god" or whatever and some guy in a Porsche gives me the finger. I'm not sure why he did, I imagine I merged in front of him to tightly beyond his threshold for acceptable. well I decided to chase this motherfucker down. so he starts driving fast as shit in his Porsche and my little Honda is struggling to keep up, I'm going like 85 in my POS.
so finally I get behind him and i think he realizes I'm a wigger at this point.
so I get next to him at a light and he just has his middle finger up but he won't look at me. so I roll my window down and he looks over and rolls his down and I say "hey fuck head" and I throw a half drank grande macchiato at his car. I wanted it in the window, but he pulled up a few inches and dodged it.
well this riled him up. and he started screaming. I laughed and pulled off the next side street and drove to my original destination.
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ace freely (Admin)
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:00:40 PM so finally I get behind him and i think he realizes I'm a wigger at this point.
lmaoooo
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XFactor
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:09:40 PM hahaha
Road rage stories I believe completely.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:27:04 PM Did you calculate for speed and wind resistance and hit his car or did the coffee just express your wgr rage
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harvard TRILLionaire
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:36:38 PM lol at jason killed bre
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the egotist
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:38:15 PM everything in this post is weak than a muuud
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the egotist
Total Posts: 303 Member Since: 2012 Location: i was on vacatation you fucking faggot
posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:53:44 PM
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 7:17:59 PM Ive worked with them before. I know that guy his name's Cory he was present when I got the award. IDGI
Never saw that commercial.
You suck at this Kawalski
Go throw some cheetos in your room of stinky black babies and bare mattresses. Dinner time for the litter
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dick_wolf
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 7:26:29 PM Ya Clark.
It's New God.
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the egotist
Total Posts: 303 Member Since: 2012 Location: i was on vacatation you fucking faggot
posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 7:44:01 PM lol
"i kept gettin arrested for panhandling in the same spot"
u kno that guy?
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tyroneshoes
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posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:02:45 PM No, I dont work in that program but I work with them. He looks familiar though
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the egotist
Total Posts: 303 Member Since: 2012 Location: i was on vacatation you fucking faggot
posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 8:09:20 PM o i musta got u confused with the dude thst buys microwaves for homelss ppl and steals em
posted Saturday, July 07, 2012 1:19:41 AM 
