| Author | Topic: I Know We Touched On This Briefly But I Want To Circle Back |
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER |  posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:26:46 AM 
this newsroom shit is horrible
fuckin hbo is a wasteland right now bros 
cept for that marina abromovic documentary with all the vagina related performance art/farts where she stares at ppl all day for 3 months and ppl cry cause its so powerful- the part where the dude is tied to the wall with bungee cords and then the other guy karate kicks her in the chest was the best thing thats been on hbo all monthPartial IP: 7.183.84.7 |
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:28:37 AM
aww shit the fgt from slumdog millionaire just said something happened in spokane
i like it when spokane is on television/moviesPartial IP: 7.183.84.7 |
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Location: the important part is that you suck chris bosh's dick while wearing a raptor costume | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:43:55 AM
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:59:41 AM
shit i dont even know i never look at my bill i gotta cancel this cable bull crap tv shows are free on the internetPartial IP: 7.183.84.7 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:01:40 AM 
Re: the newsroom
I like these tangents he goes off on.. They are powerful and well written
Other than that I don't give two shits about any of these characters. I don't care who they're dating or what's going on in their lives or what... Fuck emPartial IP: 194.52.149 |
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:03:22 AM
at least boredwalk empire had tits in itPartial IP: 7.183.84.7 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:08:08 AM
last night i was at my girls house and we were debating what show to watch ondemand and ended up watching videos of her 2 year old nephew for an hour instead.Partial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:30:47 AM
Clark I thought about you while I was riding my bike back from the beach because these scared fgts kept honking at me even though it was the quietest and least busy street in all of Brooklyn with a proper bike lane and they still see a dude on a bike and get scared as fuck (Even without them realizing i am a wigger)
I said the next cocksucker to beep at me is getting my stainless steel water bottle tossed through their back windshield... My GIRLFRIEND laughed and I said you don't believe me? I'm dead serious
Then like a block away from my house some fgt did it again but he drove away way too fast for me to even consider throwin it. Oh wellPartial IP: 194.52.149 |
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Location: in comes Phil Da Agony and his 5'1 | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:55:09 AM
Ace, why were they honking at you? Because they thought you were in the way?Partial IP: 8.8.45.231 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:46:22 AM
i try to avoid riding in the road because people in the US and especially in NY have absolutely no respect for the bike rider.
and if you get road rage on a bike against someone in a car you are at a serious disadvantage. all they have to do is tap your back tire and you are going to die.
if i were you i would have hurled your stainless steel water bottle as far as possible, and even though you would have missed completely at least your GIRLFRIEND wouldn't think you were a pussy who tosses around empty threats.
MY GIRLFRIEND saw me get gangster to some concert workers when i saw drake recently and i know it made her wet. i pointed in his face and said "GO FUCK YOURSELF" and then pointed into his friends face and said "FUCK YOU TOO"
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:47:56 AM
tony did you see my list of what makes a happy relationship? i dont think anyone gave a fuck about it, but it took me a long time to type that up all from my iphone while laying on my couch.Partial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:51:19 AM
Jeez I missed that one, sorey
Where's it atPartial IP: 194.52.149 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 12:00:55 PM
its in the list of ughhers in unhappy relationships thread, ill bump it for youPartial IP: 233.200.62 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 12:08:45 PM
Well thankfully I meet most of the criteria on that list
Not all of it but I'm workin on itPartial IP: 194.52.149 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 12:13:53 PM
please copy and paste the list and comment how you meet or dont meet each of the criteria
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Location: in comes Phil Da Agony and his 5'1 | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 12:36:19 PM
I Know We Touched Briefs But I Want To Circle JerkPartial IP: 8.8.45.231 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 1:43:50 PM
flak, goddamn
I'll do it later Clark it's gonna take a lot of time and I'm phone boarding atm
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Location: ughh | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 2:01:37 PM
kf imoPartial IP: .98.116.72 |
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Location: ratchet ass hoe dont play with me | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 3:32:20 PM
lol at clarkPartial IP: 05.134.215 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 4:14:15 PM
Jeff I hope one day I send you the picture of shinobi, the last friend that made you feel free, and help you relive those moments. however fleeting they were.
but seriously fellas, I feel like I am a very happy relationship. and I will tell you how I keep it happy:
1. I am very happy alone. this is important because I didn't force a relationship just so I wasn't alone. it happened very organically and I took it very slow. which brings me to point 2
*********** it took me a long time to get to this point but yes, I became comfortable with being alone first. Now I'm with my girl cuz I wanna be, not cuz I'm afraid of being alone.
2. take things slow. there shouldn't be a rush to take everything to another level. that is insecure bullshit that doesn't come from a good place. if you only want your jump off to be your girl because you don't want other guys fucking her you have other problems that are preventing you from happiness. Moving in with someone is a huge mistake if it happens to early in a relationship. This is because it is logistically harder to break up with someone if you live with them, which is why a lot of people who live together get married and ultimately get divorced.
******** although we moved in together after only a few months of dating, we've known each other for 5 or 6 years already. We used to work together, we've dated mutual friends and we had a long history of friendship before we got together. So yeah we took it reeeeal slow
3. be accountable for everything that happens to you. this is important because in life we want to blame others for every bad thing that happens. and often we blame those closest to us, and that can end up being your girlfriend. If your girlfriend took an extra ten minutes to do her hair and so you're speeding to get to the movie on time and run over some old lady crossing the street, an asshole will blame his girlfriend for doing her hair too long. be happy your girl likes doing her hair instead.
***** good example and it's something I gotta work on... For instance the dishes and the sink issue. I won't recap the scenario here but most of you are already familiar with this
4. actually like the person you're with. so many people are with people they genuinely dislike, but tell themselves they love. it makes so sense. stop being irrational and break up with this person.
***** obv I really like her. We're very similar. Agree on most things etc
5. avoid devils advocate. it's fun sometimes to disagree with people just to disagree. but it becomes a habit and it turns every conversation contentious. avoid contention.
***** this one I gotta watch out for. Definitely. I do tend to argue over the dumbest shit ever, challenge her, make her feel like I'm smart and she's stupid. Duly noted
6. don't be mean.
***** see above (also the sink incident)
7. have lots of sex. if you aren't attracted any longer
******* whenever were not both completely exhausted and have a couple hours alone together we do it, so that's good
these are only helpful for relationships under a few year. if you are like my friend Jeff who is married with a shit load of kids and the ghost of a cat then you are stuck.
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