| Author | Topic: Lol ([at]) Cano |
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) |  posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:33:26 PM 
they're booing the shit out of him and cheering when he gets out
his dad is pitching to him and hes the captain of the AL team
he can't even hit one home run
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:35:58 PM
only one guy over hit ten home runs. kemp only hit one and cano hit none.
they should just let them take roids again shit was more fun.Partial IP: 5.96.65.66 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:50:10 PM
ive been taking steroids for 3 weeks now and i can't jump high or run fast. my balls just got really small.
shit's wack.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:51:54 PM
bibim bap has no ballsPartial IP: 04.220.134 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 9:53:13 PM
no they are just really tiny. they are there. skittle nuts.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:27:34 PM
no u have no balls. guys, in case u missed it, bibim bap got brutally owned on the weekend because he's a faggot. then, being unable to fight back, he made the claim that i was a hermit w/ no social life. i said "whatever u say" and he challenged me to post poidh so i toled him i'd have some pics for him on monday.
now he seems to wanna forget all about it. well fuck you fagget. 2nd stage of pwn initiated:
now normally i don't post about my life on ughh.com because around when muffquest started picking up steam last year i realized that I cannot pull off a subtle brag post and people just respond to me by calling me a bragging faggot. oh well. mike being a newb faggot misinterpreted this like the newb faggot he is.
i decided to document my 2nd date with this bitch. as many of u know, and because i'm not a faggot who waits until the fifth date to cuddle, i always fuck on the first date. basically my mission on all first dates is to get the woman wet as fuck while she thinks to herself "who the fuck is this guy"
so i met the bitch downtown, asked if i could drop off my bag at her place, and had a quickie:
can't really tell bc picture blurred. but yeah, the covers aren't thrown all over the place. i'm lazy, whatever.
those are the shoes she had on.
k so then we took a trip to the park where we saw a majestic swan
a goose wandered onto the scene and i told it to suck my dick with a crotch chop
i took the bitch behind a tree in this public park and pulled out my fucking cock
on the way home i felt up her thigh while banging the following playlist:
Spice 1 - I'm the FUcking Murderer
NWA - Straight OUtta Compton
Above the Law - BLack Superman
8ball & MJG - Throw Ya Handz
3 6 Mafia - Are U Ready 4 Uz
turned out the slut liked gangsta rap
back at her place i had her put on a dress for me because i like fucking bitches while they wear sexy dresses
recorded a vid of her stripping
So there you have it mike, you fucking faggot. go fuck yourself, i guess dismantlings come in 3's. although, this may very well be the 4th time you've been fucking owned. bitch
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Location: Hey Huni huni! How was your daddy condition? Did he getting better now? :) | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:31:57 PM
Lofl
I'm half asleep. I'll process this all tomorrow but lofl.Partial IP: 252.39.211 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:42:48 PM
trevor you are entirely too sensitive.
i hope you get an itchy urethraPartial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:43:38 PM 
lol gp trev
sorry chokeabitch u just got SERVEDPartial IP: .85.44.138 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:44:04 PM
sorry for what?
calling this bland ginger recluse he's a cool guy because he got his dick sucked amongst duck shit?
no way brian. no fucking way.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:47:46 PM
the comradery on here is commendable. i'm wearing a friendship bracelet right now honestly. it's really just a string tied around my wrist but i didn't have the heart to take it off.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:47:51 PM
i'm trying to be as subjective as possible here but doesn't the above photo journal fly in the face of the adjective bland and noun recluse?
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:50:36 PM
Those wernt ducks they were swanzPartial IP: .63.12.200 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:51:00 PM
show us this bitches face plz.
i want to see the grill of a woman that is willing to kneel in duck turds and suck the chock of a stranger and take photos.
you must be pretty fucking smooth trevor. maybe that giant ginger chock of yours is magict.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:51:53 PM
this guy trying to diminish a blowjob in a beautiful park by pretending it happened near the ducks. what do you think i am, beatabitch, a heathen or something?
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:52:26 PM
someone should tell mike's corner to throw in the towel
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:54:52 PM
WaterfallpwnPartial IP: .63.12.200 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:54:59 PM
beatabitch thinks it's hard to get girls to blow you in public after you've already fucked them. sorry mike, you aint doin' it right.Partial IP: 04.220.134 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:55:08 PM
stfu bill.
i'm talking to trevor.
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:57:03 PM
something tells me after i playfully made fun of you, you made a point to get head from some red haired and man handz next a duck pond. please tell me that happened.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:57:44 PM
hay ngr don't teLL me to stfu on the internets
get fucked okay mike?Partial IP: .85.44.138 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:59:40 PM
dude, you asked me to post pics of my weekend, and i did. take the L and move the fuck on. u lookin like a delusional bitch right now.Partial IP: 04.220.134 |
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 10:59:50 PM
i'm not even biLL i'm triLL so go fuck yourself twice while ur at it mike
ur trying every reverse pwn attempt possible and ur stiLL failing miserably
time to caLL it a day and take ur lunch pail homePartial IP: .85.44.138 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:00:29 PM
u guys notice the incoherent grammar in bibim bap's posts right now. backspace rewritin like a motherfuckerPartial IP: 04.220.134 |
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:02:35 PM
lol ya i did notice that he started typing like peylfais after you posted ur photos frangPartial IP: .85.44.138 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:02:35 PM
where did you meet this girl downtown?
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:04:01 PM
i don't proof read.
i just type and submit. drawn out meditated posts are for skinny ginger fgts that get head from girls kneeling is duck droppings.Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:06:04 PM
you can take your W trevor you earned it.
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:09:44 PM
hey mike u got a mouse over ur rite eye and ur lip is bleedin
see ya tomorrow kid
get a good nites sleepPartial IP: .85.44.138 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:10:42 PM
you too nite manPartial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:11:08 PM
damn dudes, part of me was actually starting to like mike lately, even while he refused to truce it up. I was hoping he'd take the respectable angle like a man and admit his error, but this display in here, trudging forward in the face of overwhelming evidence is some disgusting, trademark delusional faggot shit.Partial IP: 04.220.134 |
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:13:47 PM
He really latched onto the whole duck aspectPartial IP: .63.12.200 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:18:00 PM
trevor you need to relax. i received a pretty amazing blowjob this weekend. i wasn't outside knee deep in duck shit, it was a tame blowjay on my bed. however it was unexpected. she said something about my ballskin being really soft, i thought that was kind of weird, but if you felt my ballskin its pretty much cashmere of the ballskin world.
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:18:55 PM
ya i was like cosigning bibimslaps fuLL assimilation to teh ughh not 14 days or more ago and now here he is coggin out, spalling like jeremy logan and backpedaling away from every false internet move he's making
mike honestly i thought u were better than this and i was a little hurt u needed to hang out with bbb so bad here in el ciudad de los ángeles but now i realize it's because he's irl frangs with ur ex-chick's ex-man and ur manipulative, petty and insecure like that. it also explains ur little thing with t-godd to an extent.
so yeah mike i know i already tucked you in to bed itt but just wanted to mention that we obviously have a LOT of work stiLL yet to do with you sir.
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:20:54 PM
still talking about the ducks. dude, i was very far away from the ducks!Partial IP: 04.220.134 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:22:48 PM
i don't know man. i have a feeling the ducks set off the blowjay session. seeing that big white ducks phallic curving neck made her pretty hot. i'm 90's sure you stumbled in to the nearest dirty bush whipped it out and she went at it. duck shit all over your bewts.
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Location: it's all metaphors | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:24:21 PM
lol at pwning someone with waterfall pixelsPartial IP: 05.103.128 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:25:39 PM
there were no dirty bushes. this is a beautiful, well known park.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_ParkPartial IP: 04.220.134 |
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Location: When you're black or brown you're basically Hiphop from birth | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:30:19 PM
if u hatin on bbbjs in parks i feel bad for you sonPartial IP: .85.44.138 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:30:37 PM
that parks pretty cool. looks like a washington park.
so how did you meet this knobby kneed big handed ginger? you said you just met her, i don't think that's feasible at all.
did she let you nut in her mouth or did you have to soil some local vegetation?Partial IP: 47.254.231 |
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Location: Fuck some damn dumminoes | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:36:30 PM
you don't even know how I meet women? what are you a total fucking newb? ask beccaPartial IP: 04.220.134 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:44:58 PM
What's your secret bro?Partial IP: 147.89.147 |
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Location: Job is just a fancy word for slavery, did you know that? You're taking orders, while I'm giving them | posted Monday, July 09, 2012 11:45:29 PM
Real G's get their chock slobbed after seeing majestic swans..
Ethered..Partial IP: .82.64.144 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:50:56 AM
I never subscribed to the bibim bap assimilation. I love Tyrone shoes as much as you can possibly love someone who posts along side you on the Internet but he constantly thinks ughhers are assimilated prematurely (re: mark bleeckenblob (who did eventually assimilate and I miss dearly))
anyway
Trevor you make me miss being single, bro.
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Location: A pin cushion without pins is just a cushion bro.You calling me a cushion, bro? | posted Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:54:44 AM
lul, good poast
trevor - 1
beatabitch -0
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Location: you and Chauncey should hook up and make no money together | posted Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:11:02 AM
Baja at this awesomeness.
Like Seal Hair, I could see this hoslapper wasnt man enough to be true ughh material just yet.
Too soft and bitch like. He takes a few blows from T to tha Gawd and his shits crumbled like a stale scone.
n*ggas now recycling the same shitty lines about ginger and duck shit.
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Location: your really not good looking rich cool or an outlaw | posted Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:28:14 AM
"then I saw Lamson, we had to stop to take some pics. got throwed on some blue rails while helen and my bitch feed the ducks some bread ya dig?"
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Location: Job is just a fancy word for slavery, did you know that? You're taking orders, while I'm giving them | posted Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:40:02 AM
What a glutten for punishment..Partial IP: .82.64.144 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:48:07 AM
i'll never be ughh material. this is for my own enjoyment.
these awkward posts by trevor are curious. it's entertaining at least. but honestly your demeanor is kind of disgusting. look at that wide legged stance and sullen look on your face. you don't enjoy life it's very apparent.
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Location: you and Chauncey should hook up and make no money together | posted Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:51:50 AM
Frail response.
Your entering geekboy levels of boarding.Partial IP: .254.56.59 |
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