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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 11:57:48 AM Im off all week and day drinking since the am and I took a vid of Boko being her damn bitchlike self. Please dog experts, wtf should I do about this
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David_icke's windbreaker
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:09:41 PM Doggeh licking a steak knife is a metaphor for the plight of the negro in America
That guy talks about it on that dead prez song
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:11:22 PM So hes sending me a message
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Saul Goodman
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:12:06 PM fucking awesome dog. get her some toys shes allowed to play with and play with her stop being an asshole
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bean_dip
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:18:16 PM you should try training her. dogs like being told what to do.
she shouldnt be on your coffee table. when you use an assertive voice to reprimand her, she should listen, which she did not.
your dog has no structure. that is whats wrong with her.
nice looking dog though...good luck
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David_icke's windbreaker
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:22:15 PM Lol important data
U guys need to doggy school and iron out some of these behavioral issues. Plus im pretty sure those dog classes are half actual training seshes and half dog owner fuckfest
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:24:50 PM Bitch got more toys than she know what to do with. Shes even got a fenced in playroom as seen.
She prefers knocking drinks over and stealing legal pads.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:27:29 PM I go to private training lessons with her, ground is ineffective. 100 a session.
This is the hardest dog to train and Ive had beagles. They recommend professional training for sharpeis because theyre fucking impossible to train.
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Jack Herer
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:30:22 PM That intro, "Wolves" on that dead prez album is one of the dopest intros ive ever heard
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Al_Dürer
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:32:24 PM is her trainer mexican? does he have those weird rollerblades with the giant wheels? if u had boko tow u on ur bigwheel rollerblades ur ass would be in a canal within 1 block.
i like boko's geodesic chew toy.
bucky is my nig
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:37:55 PM Actually shes super smart and excells at being able to learn tricks but she then does what the fuck she wants. This is all attention seeking behavior.
tricks vid
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Al_Dürer
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:41:08 PM u should teach her how to use a keurig
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 12:49:43 PM Im pretty stoked I can wireless stream vids from my phone to the internet. I never made vids
Im going to take some vids of some places I visit during work next week.
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Saul Goodman
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:18:55 PM i'm stumped. shes just a rascal. seems like she just wants to play and youre not laying the hammer down
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:21:56 PM Shes begin to associate any physical contact as positive whether its meant to be punishment or praise. If she bites my feet, I grab her by the scruff and say no! and look deeply into her eyes. Il let go and shell bite my feet again instantly.
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Saul Goodman
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:28:38 PM lol just let her be an asshole
shes spayed right? i would ignore her if shes not fucking anything up until she gives up and lays down and then give her attention. if she is eating your pad with data on it or something i would yell at her and put her outside.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:35:00 PM Yeah shes spayed.
When she knocks over drinks and breaks glass she know she did bad so she punishes herself as soon as she makes eye contact and walks herself into her cage and waits for me to close the door.
I <3 her
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B.A. Barakus
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:36:43 PM two hour long training sessions do not qualify as taking ur dog to a trainer.
that fucking dog needs boarding school.
two 25-40 minute long fast walks and a daily dose of the dog park.
that back yard is not enough for the dog. there isnt any socialization going on back there except u and dog and angry neighbor.
waiting for her to be an old lazy dog isnt going to happen.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:41:01 PM No, I take her to an actual trainer. Groups were bullshit. It counts as training. Even after 3 hours at the dog park running around till shes sleeping on the ride home she'll still knock over my bubbler just for fun and to get a response.
I was considering doggie boarding school honestly. Shits expensive tho
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TrucKer LyriKaL $KiLLz
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:44:38 PM Tyroneshoes, ever feed ur dog chicken bones ????...we did that when we had a german shepard...
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 1:50:03 PM No, chicken bones splinter and can cause your dog to choke. She has an assortment of real cow/buffalo bones and plastic/rope/rawhide.
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matt gaynherd
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 2:00:05 PM i feed my dog a bowl of chicken bones every afternoon.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 2:02:49 PM Thats not good man.
Google says its only safe if the chicken bone was never cooked.
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Konspiracy
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:15:07 PM yeah it's obvious for attention
he wanted to play, so play with the motherfucker
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:25:21 PM Thing is she wants to play 24-7. Even if shes sleeping and I walk by and wake her up she gets up all excited and eager to play. Shes learned to open the gate and that requires two hands by any human.
Ill try melatonin but I got her super calming liquid (pet-EZE plus)and it doesnt touch her. She just laps it up nbd
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uh huh
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:35:25 PM probably have given her too much attention and she is spoiled. too many toys and she is spoiled. she needs a interactive toy that you use to play with her like a ball of something you tug o war or use to fetch. show happiness and joy when you do this. ..
teach her to go to lay down and show dominance and give her the toy, usually a chew toy or bone, that she plays with alone.
take away all her other toys. piglet use to have so many toys that she ignored them.i just finished playing with my dog and she is so happy and satisfied she is in her bed with her bones right now.
from the video i think you should show more dominance.
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uh huh
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:36:54 PM oh yeah learn to ignore her after you give commands if she still bugs you say the same command and ignore her some more. ok bye
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:50:53 PM Then she nips at me and licks me uncontrollably so ignoring is pretty uncomfortable. I have to get up and walk away from her.
On another note. Today is day one of Super Colon Cleanse.
Im gonna poop 10 lbs of intestinal feces and hopefully a p00psnake
Ill keep you posted but this is going to be an intensive 12 days of shitting. Please hemorrhoids, not now.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 6:04:42 PM why?
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 6:06:26 PM what if i posted other people poopsnakes (opp)
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 7:16:24 PM 1 click bought it
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 7:47:24 PM what consists of a good command voice
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:17:29 PM my hand vacuum freaks her out
I used that firm assertive voice for a long time. Read training books and everything. Spray bottles...firm tone..bitter spray...nothing.
I tried the citronella no-bark collar for her and she was thrown off in the beginning but 3 days in she would just bark inside until it stopped spraying and was empty.
Once it was empty, she would go outside and bark until I go outside, catch her (up to 10 mins) if she plays evasive (shes fast and slick) and drag or carry her in and slam the door of the cage. Shell still bark. in the cage but not if I distract her. Shes a rough one I tell ya
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Al_Dürer
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:29:15 PM have you tried reasoning with her?
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tyroneshoes
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 9:40:16 PM well see. Im off all week so Ill take her everywhere and fishing
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Chia Pet Kabuki Theater (Admin)
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posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 10:04:02 PM pro-pewpsnake quest here, can't wait to see if their claims are true
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tyroneshoes
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posted Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:25:34 AM 8 in the morning. No poop but noises internally.
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tyroneshoes
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posted Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:17:43 AM About to brew some coffee and prep my buth0le
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
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posted Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:39:02 AM boko fuckin up teh hardw00d
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tyroneshoes
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posted Wednesday, September 12, 2012 10:01:04 AM True, Im debating marble or tile floor in her area.
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mistasplitya223
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posted Wednesday, September 12, 2012 7:08:10 PM they prescribe xanax to dogs...just saying...
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tyroneshoes
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posted Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:21:01 PM Poop Diary: This is day three of super colon cleanse and I have not shit in 3 days. WTF
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tyroneshoes
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posted Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:02:22 PM Poop Diary: day 3 1st shit no abnormalities
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tyroneshoes
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posted Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:07:06 PM we walk daily for about 30 mins
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bill dance
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posted Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:22:47 PM dog seems like a real fucking dickhead
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
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posted Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:25:48 PM check the expiration date on them shit pills
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tyroneshoes
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posted Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:28:55 PM They fresh. I mean I hear noises in my intestines and feel some weirdness. I dunno. Im just worried Ill be at the dentist tomorrow and a shit volcano will erupt while Im on that gas whihc I of course will laugh at at first then become completely devastated. Ive been staying close to home just in case it happens.
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
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posted Thursday, September 13, 2012 4:39:27 PM film it if you're in public. close up of your sweating face and the frantic run of you trying to find something to shit in
posted Tuesday, September 11, 2012 11:57:48 AM 
