| Author | Topic: My Nightmare Monday (my Poor Assh0le) |
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Location: Bring back the Buy, Sell, Trade Board |  posted Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:32:07 PM 
I've got a story to share with you dudes about the (literally) shitty start to my week. So I wake up 5.30am monday morning. I dont have to be at 8 work til 8 and it's only a 45 minute drive, no big deal, just means I can ease into my morning. So I go downstairs and have a smoke (no drugs). My mouths dry, I've got a bit of a headache and I'm feeling hazey - hangover.
All I can find to drink is diet coke so I gulp it down. I can feel a terd brewing so I go to the toilet, once again, no big deal. My butth0le unleashes 5 minutes worth of hot brown water. Shit, why the fuck did I drink all that beer last night? Anyway, my shits over so I head upstairs for a shower. The moment I reach the final step, I know I need to go again. Another bout of hot brown water.
I make it to work and I've perked up a bit, I feel fine in myself. My ass is still uncontrollable. By the afternoon I feel awful, every part of me hurts, I feel sick, I'm tired, my butth0le is red raw. This is no hangover. I make it home for 6.30, sleep til 8.30. I have a pewp, still hot brown water. It stinks of soy sauce. I lay in bed watching tv until 11 and I suddenly feel fine. I wake up this morning and feel as right as rain.
What do you dudes think was wrong with me?Partial IP: 46.124.168 |
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Location: no. i will troll softer. | posted Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:36:25 PM
id lay off the brown water.Partial IP: 73.172.248 |
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Location: Official Discordian Sorcerer Prime Rib with melted horseradish cheddar Pick Up | posted Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:37:50 PM 
food poisoningPartial IP: 17.142.222 |
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Location: Europe | posted Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:38:16 PM
parasitesPartial IP: 156.83.250 |
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Location: There are actual demonic entities who control the world. | posted Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:40:47 PM
i was gonna say tennis elbowPartial IP: 169.158.36 |
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Location: ratchet ass hoe dont play with me | posted Tuesday, September 18, 2012 9:16:15 PM
twisted anklePartial IP: 05.134.215 |
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Location: Bring back the Buy, Sell, Trade Board | posted Wednesday, September 19, 2012 2:57:10 PM
I loled at lay off the brown waterPartial IP: 46.124.168 |
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Location: Bring back the Buy, Sell, Trade Board | posted Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:28:09 PM
When I was in the shower I did think about having a shit I was feeling that sick. But then I thought to myself; hey man, I'm Fosters, not BTT, so I held that shit. No Bullet Tooth fucking Tony shit happens in my bathroom. I never have a shitty ass when I get in the shower, during the shower or when I get out of the shower. I wipe my ass on the fucking toilet. I'm not an animal, why the fuck would I wash my shitty ass in the shower?Partial IP: 46.124.168 |
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Member Since: 2010 | posted Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:35:52 PM
went 7 dayz without takin a dump...from last wednesday - yesterday evening....i wuz hopen i make it to tehday....but didnt happen...Partial IP: .254.83.76 |
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Location: i dont need Lube, unless its for my truck goin into the shop for an A or B service... | posted Thursday, September 20, 2012 8:37:46 PM
dudePartial IP: 2.220.89.1 |
