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NoHeadlights

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 11:17:35 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Poast your gais morning routine, lately I been waking up, hit the uplifting sativa a few times, than get some fresh air in the backyard, than drank a cup of cawfee, maybe go for a run or walk at the park, take a shower than go out or something get lunch

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bimp

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 11:41:54 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bimp
Roll out of bed. Shower. Stare at myself in the mirror, think about my life and the shell of a human being I've become. Put on my plain t shirt and fruit of the looms. Go to work.

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CAChri$t(IE)

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 11:49:55 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for CAChri$t(IE)
Big glass of water. Avocado toast w fried egg. Coffee. Kayak. Swim. Lay out on the beach.

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Phatbeets

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 1:42:24 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
Shower, maybe do some push ups, maybe eat something for breakfast, hurry up to work and coffee over there while reading some fgt mails.

I shit in the office around 1030

Wife gets up and straight away take a dump.. Till now I dont get this concept. Must be related to DNA or something.

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jean pascal

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 2:34:18 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for jean pascal
^^^^ yea thats what frog face looking frogs usually do dook when they awake

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Ram Davagina

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 3:08:50 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Ram Davagina
Wake up
Take a shit
Start shower whilst shitting
Stand around in the shower w a shitty ass
Clean asshole
Wash hands
Brush teeth
Switch to bath
Take bath, contemplate life
Switch to shower
Conditioner in hair
Soap and rinse body
Rinse conditioner
Turn off shower
Squeegee shower door
Dry off IN SHOWER
Wrap towel around waist
Put on kevin deodorant
Comb hair
Put on cologne
Put in hair product
Dry asscrack on bed
Set timer for one minute
Meditate with eyes closed - only focusing on audio
Set timer for one minute
Meditate with eyes opened - list things to be grateful for
Name something good thatís happened in past 24 hours
Put on boxers
Put on right sock then left sock
Put on pants
Put on shirt
Put on belt
Put on right shoe
Put on left shoe
Put stuff in pockets
Grab water from fridge
Exit apartment
Ensure apt is locked
Take ten steps from apt
Return to apt to check door is locked
Head off to work

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CAChri$t(IE)

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 3:19:47 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for CAChri$t(IE)
loill

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CAChri$t(IE)

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 5:03:47 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for CAChri$t(IE)
Jason I just got want you to know that if I was rich Iíd buy you a bidet and a rhoomba. That would be the first thing I buy before I even get my parents anything. Not only bc I owe you for my totally shitty Art Of Peace review, but bc I feel like you would appreciate these things the most and I love you.

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Ram Davagina

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 6:00:14 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Ram Davagina
Thanks

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Phatbeets

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posted Friday, February 09, 2018 7:54:52 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
sickly

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dR.prOf

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posted Saturday, February 10, 2018 10:51:31 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for dR.prOf   Click Here to Email dR.prOf
Get up eat make a shake smoke work out smoke shower

Winners routine

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NoHeadlights

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posted Sunday, February 11, 2018 10:57:47 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Lol at needing that much smoke sessions in between spaces, step your thc% up noob

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mcfuck

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posted Sunday, February 11, 2018 11:31:05 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for mcfuck
2 routines.

weekday
wife rubs penis till eyes open
put on sweats/hoodie
grab some coffee
pop around on the net
deodorant
brush my teeth
change into work fit
head to work

weekend
roll out of bed when penis needs milking
put on sweats and hoodie
get some coffee
pop around on net
cook breakfast for fam
brush teeth
make videos of car stuff/beats
dog adventures



im a pm shower guy. we only have 1BR in this place so we're all kinds of fucked in the AM.

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NoHeadlights

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posted Sunday, February 11, 2018 11:54:16 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Having a one BR in Cali was crazy, my cousin had a one BR and family get togetehrs were crazy there, but she got a new house since tham

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dR.prOf

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 12:42:12 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for dR.prOf   Click Here to Email dR.prOf
Smoke before and after a workout. Its called a reward system you non-lifting girlie man

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 1:38:05 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
I light up a smoke, put on the coffee, hop in the shower, then go to work skipping breakfast like a real American. Someday when your parents kick you out, NHL, and you catch up developmentally to the rest of your peer group, you might be able to have a real morning routine yourself, little guy.

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 1:39:13 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
The state may even let you trade in your pow-pow-power wheel for a real automobile. That way you'll be able to commute to and from work.

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 1:47:26 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
NHL's real morning routine: gets out of bed, goes to computer, looks for a Virginia Tech to massacre.

I also forgot to mention SHIT before shower. It's important for me to adhere to my shit schedule. Shit, smoke, and coffee are ONE and the latter two are great laxatives.

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bimp

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 2:33:59 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bimp
You're a really stupid person

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FixatedOnHops

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 2:57:23 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for FixatedOnHops   Click Here to Email FixatedOnHops
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NoHeadlights

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 5:23:03 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Weed is a good laxative of u??

You're fuckin goofy furreal

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FixatedOnHops

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 5:23:56 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for FixatedOnHops   Click Here to Email FixatedOnHops

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 4:23:57 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
Smokes are cigarettes. I'm not all that surprised that I had to explain that one to you, little guy. Don't worry, some day you will grow and learn more about the world..

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NoHeadlights

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posted Monday, February 12, 2018 11:52:01 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
U still haven't explained why weed mmakes u poop, u fuckin weirdo

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 12:00:42 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
I don't smoke weed, much less first thing in the morning, you loser.

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 12:08:28 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
NHL, you're going to keep coming at me and you're going to keep getting herbed. You've gotten away for much too long with talking shit to people on here and talking about things you don't even do..

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NoHeadlights

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 12:38:03 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Omg are u gonna explain why weed makes u poop or not, if not than kindly gfy loser

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 12:53:20 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
Yeah, I don't smoke weed. It's probably what stunted your growth and made you look retarded.

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 12:55:45 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle

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dR.prOf

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 1:21:18 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for dR.prOf   Click Here to Email dR.prOf
Lol nhl pwnt

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 1:26:28 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
Prof, the poor little guy has special needs and will wear himself out eventually, or else have a retard freak out from his lean and pill abuse.

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NoHeadlights

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 5:23:51 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Hhymtd

Im not phased in the least bit by you guys

Believe it or not

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CAChri$t(IE)

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 8:27:12 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for CAChri$t(IE)
Weed makes you poop?

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 12:27:01 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
Yes, CAC. I start to poop out stuff that looks like this..

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CAChri$t(IE)

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 12:32:23 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for CAChri$t(IE)
Damn son you need some Metamucil

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bbb wall climb struggle

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posted Tuesday, February 13, 2018 12:37:35 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for bbb wall climb struggle
I'm going to the ER. This isn't right.

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