Topic: What Are Some Of Your Most Challenging Workplace Stories?
Mental Patient
Total Posts: 3979 Member Since: 2001
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 5:42:53 AM Drop em!
I got caught up recently due to youngers cats horsi g around, and I engaging. I almost got in huge shit. I think itll be okay.
I saw 25 year career workers get let go cause of drama with new bosses/employees
I saw girls fight
I saw harrasment
People scori g against their own team
Workplace parties where management staff got sexual with workers
Workplace parties where ppl got drunk out theyir minds acting like idiots
Etc etc
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CAChri$t(IE)
Total Posts: 8126 Member Since: 4/26/2015 Location: Yo Afrika, how do you like your buddy?
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 6:12:44 AM Fell asleep at the stove all fucked up on heroin
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CAChri$t(IE)
Total Posts: 8126 Member Since: 4/26/2015 Location: Yo Afrika, how do you like your buddy?
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 6:40:05 AM One time I called in lost to work and I really was lost somewhere in Brekenridge CO
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
Total Posts: 63272 Member Since: 2002 Location: I keep the metal on me like Magneto.
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 6:41:04 AM Thought i had to fart and nothing but hbw came out. Rough day to say the least .
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Porkelin
Total Posts: 347 Member Since: 2017
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 6:49:15 AM That's pretty low. I got fired as a dishwasher for showing up to work reeking of fish after having put in 12 hours at a fish factory. The whole ordeal was pretty embarrassing. After some time at a fish factory you become immune to the smell. I didn't think it was that bad.
I had a 45 year old man wanting to beat my 22 year old self at said factory after having expressed my frustration with him for being lazy and useless. He wanted me to talk to him like a child. He got the job through the unemployment office iirc...
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Sp 90s
Total Posts: 2758 Member Since: 2013 Location: New York
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 9:24:12 AM One of my first job was working in a supermarket. One day i had to get sone potato salad out of the walk-in cooler. It was all the way onthe top shelf and when i went to reach for it the whole 5 gallon drum fell on my head and covered me head to toe in potato salad.
My boss looked at me like i was an idiot and sent me home. I rode the train stinking like potato salad.
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
Total Posts: 63272 Member Since: 2002 Location: I keep the metal on me like Magneto.
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 9:26:37 AM Lol, good story.
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Tadow
Total Posts: 875 Member Since: 2017 Location: I never trust a narcissist. But they love me.
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 6:02:52 PM One time I called in lost to work and I really was lost somewhere in Brekenridge CO
i got waaaaasted the last time i was in Breckenridge and i rarely drink. i stole a Broncos flag and drove back to Dillon to my motel leaving my buddy behind so he had to take a cab back. he was not happy. lol. i have no recollection doing any of it either.
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jean pascal
Total Posts: 584 Member Since: 2018
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 7:07:00 PM i worked for big pharm in germany and i started telling the other employess this industry kills 300k people dead a year so the main cats found out and didnt like it
i worked for a cancer clinic in queens ny and I was telling patients this crap doesnt work and all they are doing is scamming your insurance company. needless to say the supervisor was not pleased
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
Total Posts: 63272 Member Since: 2002 Location: I keep the metal on me like Magneto.
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 7:32:39 PM Snitch
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NoHeadlights
Total Posts: 55167 Member Since: 2006 Location: Alot of y'all bitches like fucking ngas with no clout
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 7:45:47 PM That was so witty ollie
Fuckin dork
Pharmaceuticals are dope faggot
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jean pascal
Total Posts: 584 Member Since: 2018
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 10:36:46 PM too bad all those pillz cant help u stand straight
whats up with that hair par looks like shoe polish
nice pants looks like your wearing a potato sack
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Mental Patient
Total Posts: 3979 Member Since: 2001
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 11:35:38 PM NHL is cool as fuck. Id drink coffee with him and talk music.
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seasoned giraffe ribs
Total Posts: 224 Member Since: 2006 Location: rotissiere ropes, hickory scented mint scented glaze
posted Wednesday, March 21, 2018 2:31:16 AM when I worked at burger king some newb hire pulled out a switchblade on our manager, who locked himself in the office til the cops came
I've walked in on people fucking, a dude masterbating at the urinal and one guy taking a shit/banging on the stall walls/wrapping 2pac lyrics in the restroom at another job
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Seme__one
Total Posts: 1671 Member Since: 2016 Location: board bored board
posted Wednesday, March 21, 2018 7:12:50 AM one of my co workers used to catch his shits in toilet paper and then put them in peoples pockets of their jackets hanging up in the changing room, he would also piss in the ice bucket used for the fish counter so his piss would all drip down the front of the glass counter. Additionally he would get the security tags and attach them to peoples clothes so the alarm would go off when they went home. One guy he did it to ran as he actually had stolen some shit from the warehouse, security took him down. Well known supermarket chain, and no it wasn't me. Guy went on to be a well known kickboxer champion on tv etc. Who says you can't shoot for the stars?
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VicOne
Total Posts: 5071 Member Since: 2007 Location: New York City
posted Monday, March 26, 2018 5:59:54 PM
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alldayz1
Total Posts: 760 Member Since: 3/8/2015 Location: I look out for rappers and I could give a shit less what a bunch of fgt white kids from the Burbs th
posted Monday, March 26, 2018 10:26:39 PM Lol at nhls classic noodle posture
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mcfuck
Total Posts: 10188 Member Since: 2012 Location: Sirius or Xm?
posted Tuesday, March 27, 2018 12:51:09 AM
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
Total Posts: 63272 Member Since: 2002 Location: I keep the metal on me like Magneto.
posted Tuesday, March 27, 2018 12:01:26 PM Explain those horrible pics, mcfuck.
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Phatbeets
Total Posts: 12406 Member Since: 2009 Location: I like what you bring to this site tho. You're like a fluffer on a porn set.
posted Wednesday, March 28, 2018 1:56:26 PM 2004 Tsunami
must have been hell on hearth
Kind of shit you never forget - especially with the local climate.
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mcfuck
Total Posts: 10188 Member Since: 2012 Location: Sirius or Xm?
posted Wednesday, March 28, 2018 2:19:53 PM figured a pic was worth a 1000 words. i was a casualty assessment team lead there for 3 months. phat is right.
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
Total Posts: 63272 Member Since: 2002 Location: I keep the metal on me like Magneto.
posted Wednesday, March 28, 2018 3:06:41 PM Damn
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Groucho Marxist
Total Posts: 420 Member Since: 2017 Location: U.S.S.R.
posted Wednesday, March 28, 2018 5:55:02 PM Last year, painted a ladies house, and she didn't pay me. I was out 6 grand. I paid about 2.5 g to paint her house for her.
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red rayn
Total Posts: 11647 Member Since: 2001 Location: Multidimensional
posted Thursday, March 29, 2018 7:30:23 PM Took down a Coke head destroying the windows and doors at a restaurant I worked at in SoBe 2006. Waited for cops to arrive.
A freight elevator was broke down when we had to deliver 200 file pedestals in 2011. I already worked 70+ hrs that week and we had to carry to pedestals up 8 floors.
That's about all I got... I think...
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BulletproofCodpiece
Total Posts: 182 Member Since: 2014 Location: d[-_-]b you just got saved by the bell bitch
posted Friday, March 30, 2018 3:36:24 AM was at work and I had to poop. made my way to the bathroom and as I was dropping trou I sneezed and a turtle head popped out and then was decapitated. It rolled down the inside of my pants leg and then proceeded to roll out on the floor out the stall. someone then stepped on it and tracked it into the office. whole place smelled like my poop for a good part of the day. no one ever figured out what took place though and no one from the job knows how that happened to this day.
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Retired Monkey (Admin)
Total Posts: 63272 Member Since: 2002 Location: I keep the metal on me like Magneto.
posted Friday, March 30, 2018 7:30:26 AM Lmfao
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Phatbeets
Total Posts: 12406 Member Since: 2009 Location: I like what you bring to this site tho. You're like a fluffer on a porn set.
posted Saturday, March 31, 2018 5:30:23 AM holly shit baja
not much shit going on nowadays - 16 years ago on my first week for my first real job I had to upgrade a server with some new hardware. One guy next to me ask me: are you not supposed to cut the power off? I say naw I dont want to turn it off/on every time and I know what Im doing. Shortly after I put my hand at the wrong place and get a noice electro juice and scream for 5 sec so loud that peeps on the other flank of the building hear me. Right after I have the whole staff cuming and shaking their head at me thinking who is this noob fgt? Electricity went out on the opposite hand of my body with a qweel exit wound. Never saw a doc and was a bit shaky for 1-2 days.
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Lean0102
Total Posts: 12 Member Since: 2018 Location: Chicago, il, us
posted Thursday, April 12, 2018 1:08:13 PM People that talk on the phone.
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ern
Total Posts: 4489 Member Since: 2008
posted Sunday, April 15, 2018 7:47:53 PM A few years ago, there was a lesbian couple. One of them was hot with tits the size of your head and the other one wanted to be a dude and tried to look and act the part. never understood that. Eventually the 'dude' changed his name to Jason. There was alot of build up and tension with me and the good looking girl for a couple years. Finally, at work on break me and the girl got drunk on an break while Jason was at home not scheduled. I pulled the trigger that night at work and started making out and grabbing each other while on the clock. she ended up giving me a blowjob in the parking lot. drunk and during all of the excitement somehow my phone fell somewhere in their car and i didnt noticed until it was too late. smh.
basically the other one found out they stayed together for like another year or so i never talked to them again everybody got different jobs or fired within a year. jason went all the way and got a dick added on. it was actually pretty crazy damn
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88
Total Posts: 17694 Member Since: 2008 Location: every wigger is a star
posted Monday, April 16, 2018 10:19:17 AM when i first heard criminal minded, i was getting work.
posted Tuesday, March 20, 2018 5:42:53 AM 
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