| Author | Topic: Persian Beefcake Dilema |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. |  posted Monday, June 11, 2012 11:44:20 AM 
Hey bro's. Mike here.
So I have an issue with a taken woman. She's dating this 'roided up beefcake persian that wears muscle shirts and skull belts. He doesn't appreciate her, is abusive (I'll brace for some choking jokes etc) and is obsessively jealous. She is scared to breakup with him. The girl is fine as hell, and has been reaching out to me as an escape. I'm not really sure how to feel about it, I don't want to get stomped out by this dude (even though my fighting skills are on par with some of the greatest fighters in history) and should I even trust this chicks intentions? I don't want to get caught up in drama, but the girl is too fine - she makes me pop constant boners, and is too nice and cool.. should i just try to sucker punch her boyfriend on some try to save a ho type shit? Her photo is below. What would you do?
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 11:46:14 AM
oh shit i know that guyPartial IP: 7.183.84.7 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 11:46:58 AM
lol you do? Let's fuck him up and steal his bitch.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: WTF IS POLO? IS IT GOLF ON A HORSE? I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AND IT DONT MATTER | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 11:48:18 AM
he was gonna be on my hoopfest team a couple years ago but he couldnt get a ride to spokane that weekendPartial IP: 7.183.84.7 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 11:49:01 AM
small ass city.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: I'm not the one posting about chocolate milk and night lights. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 11:59:53 AM
Don't bother, even if you hit him and win, Nothing will change.Partial IP: 228.210.76 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:04:01 PM
yeah i wasn't serious about really fighting this psycho.
but would you pursue the lady?Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: I don't know if u got the memo, fuckboy season is over | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:08:42 PM 
Fuck this, I thought this thread would be about ShahinPartial IP: 194.52.149 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:09:46 PM
^lolPartial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Member Since: 2010 | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:17:22 PM
use this on him.
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Location: Andhow you post just like a female | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:17:44 PM
shes reaching out so she can feel important and loved and wanted. by you, or anyone. if shes still in that relationship she still will be. if shes so afraid whys she talkin to you? shed love for u to fight her man and either get beaten so she can be reminded of how he loves or beat him up and she can feel bad and decide she really really loves him.
leave her/him alone bro. unless she isnt getting the dick right and wants some NSA sexors id ignore.Partial IP: 0.78.60.34 |
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Location: Let's continue with Wigger Bums on the Internet for $800 Alex. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:21:10 PM
bang that ass in your double wide and buy a louiseville slugger.Partial IP: 12.137.130 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:31:23 PM
yeah, definitely reaching out to feel wanted.. probably best to just leave it alone.
i could never maintain that relationship anyway - i don't own any white shoes or gold jesus pieces.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: i got mad hoes on the roster, i call it the fantasy draft | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:39:22 PM
kewl story broPartial IP: 05.134.215 |
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Location: Job is just a fancy word for slavery, did you know that? You're taking orders, while I'm giving them | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:42:45 PM
If she doesn't leave him I suggest double murder..Partial IP: .82.64.144 |
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Location: I'm not the one posting about chocolate milk and night lights. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:56:50 PM
Beat up the bitch.Partial IP: .6.127.175 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 12:57:45 PM
dw you are acting bipolar today. have you been day drinking?Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: flooding my fucking hole | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 2:04:46 PM
His hands are tiny which probably means so is his cock.
You should let him fuck your ass imo.Partial IP: .108.87.54 |
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Location: Andhow you post just like a female | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 2:09:08 PM
i thought maff was gonna say one thing then he said something else!!!!Partial IP: 0.78.60.34 |
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Location: FINISH UGHH!!!! FaGtaLiTy - WONKZILLANATOR WINS | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 2:11:02 PM
she need to weight up.
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Location: in comes Phil Da Agony and his 5'1 | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 2:23:07 PM
switch his roids with cyanidePartial IP: 200.185.61 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 2:30:27 PM
yeah.. i was lol'ing at the belt buckle.
she told me the first time they went to the dog park together he wore alligator skin bewts.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: He wants to take the bar one day but he's too busy counting them | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 3:00:51 PM
mike chokeafemale would get mad handled by this roidfreak. don't try and choke himPartial IP: 184.253.25 |
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Location: in comes Phil Da Agony and his 5'1 | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 3:15:25 PM
lure him into GNC and drop an anvil on his headPartial IP: 200.185.61 |
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Location: You would get laughed out of the music circles I run in. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 3:26:17 PM
dag yo, that girl foinePartial IP: .35.25.103 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 3:26:20 PM
when he finds out i got my fingers stinky with his girl i think he will be vengeful.
i've been practicing my jump kicks regularly. everyone knows a jump kick is the most effective attack.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: in comes Phil Da Agony and his 5'1 | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 3:28:41 PM
Ask him if he's gay for hip hop.Partial IP: 200.185.61 |
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Location: yea they do have an absurd accent to land mass ratio in england | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 3:35:09 PM
im not going to be baited into giving you real advice since im smart enough to realize you made this post because you want us to be impressed this hot piece of ass it interested in you.
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 3:39:46 PM
you've outsmarted me clark.
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hey mike, why do you always seem apologetic and bashful about chocking out a bicth?
thats easily the most interesting thing about you.Partial IP: 215.117.67 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 4:06:50 PM
I'm not sure what you mean KCPartial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: I'm not the one posting about chocolate milk and night lights. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 4:11:53 PM
Ya.Partial IP: .6.127.175 |
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Member Since: 2002 | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 4:38:01 PM
i dunno mike, i follow ughh and whatever and i feel like ive never really seen you take that story to much further. i just know she got choked.
can i hear your side? some details would help.
was it a homer simpson two hander and did you get spittle on your hands?
or was it like a rear naked choke in which case you probably got spittle on your forearm?
intent to kill? how far were you into that?Partial IP: 215.117.67 |
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Location: Discordian Sorcerer of mediocrity | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 4:46:22 PM
Yeah, I dont see this working out.
I see you being shoved around and possibly beaten up and then I see this girl saying "yeah I dont see you in that way...I thought you were my friend" Even if she tries, a week before "sorry Im still not over big persian fistmachine"
But Im always right so go ahead and defy.
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 4:50:34 PM
I agree. I wouldn't fill out a muscle shirt very well.
the only thing I have going for me is this gigantic penis of mine.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 4:53:41 PM
KC ask Rebecca for those details. it's not my story to tell.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: Discordian Sorcerer of mediocrity | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 4:54:07 PM
A penis wont stop her from being raped.
Persian fist machine willPartial IP: 17.142.222 |
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Location: Discordian Sorcerer of mediocrity | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 5:01:24 PM
Unless you beat the raper to it. (with your big dick)
Like if a rapist grabs her, rip down her pant and insert your dick asap
Then he'd struggle for the dp and you just move your butt around blocking him while protecting her vagina from rapers by having you huge dick in there already.
Just hope the raper isnt persian fistmonster cus hed just clunk you in the head and get rapeyPartial IP: 17.142.222 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 5:07:20 PM
^lol
best advice ever.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: Discordian Sorcerer of mediocrity | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 5:10:38 PM
yeah, I went to collegePartial IP: 17.142.222 |
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Location: flooding my fucking hole | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 5:13:10 PM
Fkin lulz Harry.
Mike of course its your story to tell. If I had choked Becca I woulda written an ughh book on the event.
Quit being such a pussy.Partial IP: 106.235.99 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 5:15:38 PM
sry buddy.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 5:55:59 PM
your dick isnt that big. i mean its alright but nothing supernaturally big. nothing that is going to tear this lil hottie away from her beautiful, gold wearing,cultured beefcakejoon.
you would have came in 3rd in the 2009 cock off...is all im sayin.Partial IP: .185.20.10 |
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Location: Discordian Sorcerer of mediocrity | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 5:57:01 PM
ouchPartial IP: 17.142.222 |
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 6:02:52 PM
dammit rebecca.
you're ruining my mystique.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: Job is just a fancy word for slavery, did you know that? You're taking orders, while I'm giving them | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 6:05:31 PM
You ole bronze medalist runner up to the runner up ass n!gga..Partial IP: .82.68.144 |
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Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 6:10:41 PM
its a new girl everyday. new girl with a new problem.. everyday. some mystique you have there. its like when abc aired the last season of scrubs after NBC dropped it ... same storyline.. just different actors.Partial IP: .185.20.10 |
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Member Since: 2002 | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 6:12:34 PM
KC ask Rebecca for those details. it's not my story to tell.
see that right there... thats why youre a fcuking nlb my nga.
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Location: thats like the red onion in the word salad. | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 6:13:13 PM
hey i'm out there. i'm on the scene. i'm making moves.
and you should say nicer things about my penis.Partial IP: 193.39.195 |
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Location: an undergrndhiphopcom perusing faggot obviously isn't gonna be able to care for a baby fuckin bird | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 6:14:26 PM
well its well above the size of an average jew penis.
i would so tell the story but mike says its private, kc.
you wanna learn about mystique? see davey lopezPartial IP: .185.20.10 |
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Location: Discordian Sorcerer of mediocrity | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 7:00:17 PM
I have no problem 6 7/32" it ya know
nbdPartial IP: 17.142.222 |
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Member Since: 2011 | posted Monday, June 11, 2012 9:47:16 PM
dis n*gga used a laser measure.....
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